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*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they’re entitled to me because I’m a vampire or some shit.

Yeah. They get more pissed when they see peach.

Why???

People still think that werewolves and vampires should hate each other like it’s some twilight novel and not almost 2020.

*She laughs* I’m happy you two show them otherwise

He’s still tried to kill me once or twice but that’s unrelated

Be nice Dice

My bark is worse than my bite. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

Soften up some. There’s nobody to fight in here

Not yet.

There are at least 40 guns here if someone breaks in. Chill out

Taking after you dad there

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they’re entitled to me because I’m a vampire or some shit.

Yeah. They get more pissed when they see peach.

Why???

People still think that werewolves and vampires should hate each other like it’s some twilight novel and not almost 2020.

*She laughs* I’m happy you two show them otherwise

He’s still tried to kill me once or twice but that’s unrelated

Be nice Dice

My bark is worse than my bite. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

Soften up some. There’s nobody to fight in here

Not yet.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they’re entitled to me because I’m a vampire or some shit.

Yeah. They get more pissed when they see peach.

Why???

People still think that werewolves and vampires should hate each other like it’s some twilight novel and not almost 2020.

*She laughs* I’m happy you two show them otherwise

He’s still tried to kill me once or twice but that’s unrelated

Be nice Dice

My bark is worse than my bite. Or maybe it's the other way around.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they’re entitled to me because I’m a vampire or some shit.

Yeah. They get more pissed when they see peach.

Why???

People still think that werewolves and vampires should hate each other like it's some twilight novel and not almost 2020.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they’re entitled to me because I’m a vampire or some shit.

Yeah. They get more pissed when they see peach.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

Old assholes?

Some dickbags who think they're entitled to me because I'm a vampire or some shit.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

We have been chilling and dealing with old assholes mainly

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*It’s a dog tag necklace with an engraving of a die on it*

Oh this is legit. Thank you.

*She giggles* You’re welcome

*peach opens theirs next*

*It’s a pair of peach-colored knitted gloves*

Thank you orange

I knitted them myself so hopefully they’re okay

They’re perfect

Great!

*peach hugs orange*

*She kisses his cheek*

Oh yeah I’m nonbinary now

Awesome!

I mainly use they/them it’s kinda neat

Very neat *She combs their hair behind their ear*

*peach blushes, dice rolls his eyes*

So did you two just stop by to drop off gifts?

And spend time with you.

Sweet. I didn’t want to waste your time if you had more presents to give out

Nah. Just you.

Well thank you. Do you need a kiss too Dice? For being so nice?

Do not kiss me.

If you say so

I most certainly do

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*It’s a dog tag necklace with an engraving of a die on it*

Oh this is legit. Thank you.

*She giggles* You’re welcome

*peach opens theirs next*

*It’s a pair of peach-colored knitted gloves*

Thank you orange

I knitted them myself so hopefully they’re okay

They’re perfect

Great!

*peach hugs orange*

*She kisses his cheek*

Oh yeah I’m nonbinary now

Awesome!

I mainly use they/them it’s kinda neat

Very neat *She combs their hair behind their ear*

*peach blushes, dice rolls his eyes*

So did you two just stop by to drop off gifts?

And spend time with you.

Sweet. I didn’t want to waste your time if you had more presents to give out

Nah. Just you.

Well thank you. Do you need a kiss too Dice? For being so nice?

Do not kiss me.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*It’s a dog tag necklace with an engraving of a die on it*

Oh this is legit. Thank you.

*She giggles* You’re welcome

*peach opens theirs next*

*It’s a pair of peach-colored knitted gloves*

Thank you orange

I knitted them myself so hopefully they’re okay

They’re perfect

Great!

*peach hugs orange*

*She kisses his cheek*

Oh yeah I’m nonbinary now

Awesome!

I mainly use they/them it’s kinda neat

Very neat *She combs their hair behind their ear*

*peach blushes, dice rolls his eyes*

So did you two just stop by to drop off gifts?

And spend time with you.

Sweet. I didn’t want to waste your time if you had more presents to give out

#im still trying to avoid my various exs

Nah. Just you.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*It’s a dog tag necklace with an engraving of a die on it*

Oh this is legit. Thank you.

*She giggles* You’re welcome

*peach opens theirs next*

*It’s a pair of peach-colored knitted gloves*

Thank you orange

I knitted them myself so hopefully they’re okay

They’re perfect

Great!

*peach hugs orange*

*She kisses his cheek*

Oh yeah I’m nonbinary now

Awesome!

I mainly use they/them it’s kinda neat

Very neat *She combs their hair behind their ear*

*peach blushes, dice rolls his eyes*

So did you two just stop by to drop off gifts?

And spend time with you.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*It’s a dog tag necklace with an engraving of a die on it*

Oh this is legit. Thank you.

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

Thanks, Peachy. *She opens it*

*inside is a fruit basket including peaches, oranges, and pomegranates. There is also a medium sized plush of a wolf*

This is so cute! I love fruit it!

I’m glad you like it!

Thanks! I got presents for you two and almost forgot to give them

What is it?

You have to open them and find out. *She gets two tiny boxes. One is pink and the other is black. She gives them to Peach and Dice*

*dice opens his first*

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

Cool! What didya bring me?

It’s a secret!

You don’t get any presents until I get mine then.

Just hand it over already, peach.

*peach does so*

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?

I was haunted by some ghosts.

Christmas ghosts I guess?

Something like that

*there's a knock on oranges front door*

Hello?

*dice and peach are there, dice is holding some food and peach has some presents*

*She smiles* I wouldn’t expect this from you two. Come on inside

*peach smiles and dice smirks*

Thank you!

You’re welcome. What has you guys in the gifting mood?