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[kropotkindersurprise]

January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]

[reverseracism]

Happy Anniversary!

[melonmemes]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[abstractgayconcept-deactivated2]

um op literally lost his boy to a clown box of his own creation but go off i guess 

[succulentbud]

if Nintendo such a bad company why you still support them m8 ?

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[humanity-shines]

I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men

[commiehilfiger]

RPG’s be like

[itsindigowhite]

I’m offended

[omigawdmatt]

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

[scatterbrainedhypatia]

@mastersamson88

[triforceofdoom]

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

[confusedbyinterface]

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

[triforceofdoom]

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

[justasadbpd]

[charizord]

“Binch City”

[1dietcokeinacan]

The motto……………

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours

[sandandglass]

[mysharona1987]

[elodieunderglass]

this is one reason why standard hyperbole, as a rhetorical technique, isn’t suitable for political satire in this climate. 

[littlealienproducts]

Vintage D&D Tattoos Sticker by David MacKenzie

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[bayofmistakes]

[podencos]

I support crying culture