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hardwrench

pregnant with a bag of peas

hardwrench

congratulations + absolutely anytime

ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

brawltogethernow

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

b0nkcreat

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

b0nkcreat

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

b0nkcreat

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

cytherean-sunset

lurkiestvoid

b0nkcreat

on this day, july 18th of 2026, i laid my dogass overheating constantly lagging reset addicted iphone xr with a battery health of 76% and a horribly cracked screen protector to rest. she had a clear case that turned smoker yellow from years of sun damage and was impervious to cleaning and i will not mourn the way she played music outside of my earbuds or refused to charge at all. goodnight you dumb motherfucker have fun at the verizon store

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

robotslenderman

Source

tributary

teetotailer

judygemstone

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

quietwingsinthesky

@tedthetalk

mens-rights-activia

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

the-importantstufd

Trans ppl made terfism woke . How much % are nonbinary people evil? Does it depend on how “man” passing they look😊

decadentqueentidalwave

For all that they accuse people of using terf talking points, this is the actual terf talking point!!! It's known as gender essentialism, the idea that people who belong to a specific gender are all the same. In this case, men are evil. It's usually paired with women being pure and innocent (except those traitors and pick mes, of course).

The plot was lost long ago, when we stopped thinking in terms of nuance and started thinking of bigots as one dimensional beings, but we can claw it back. We need to move towards compassion. See everyone as humans. And in doing so, learn how to spot the bigots and counter them effectively.

A lot of people fell for terf rhetoric because they couldn't recognize it. Always ask yourself: am I moving towards compassion or away from it?

ellensilica

everyone loves my LM7805 earrings

ellensilica

threaded them onto pearl studs! this could be the next big thing

ellensilica

one day i'll be out at a club and some stunningly beautiful they/them will say "i really need an input voltage to 5 volts to power my electronic circuit but all i have is a power source providing 7-20 volts and no voltage regulator!! whatever am I to do?!" and i'll be eavesdropping and make my way over to them and say "i have exactly what you need, handsome" and chivalrously take off my earring for them and then everyone would clap. and the best part is that this could happen twice in one night and i'd still be prepared

pokefan1241

hitting and smacking you moodboard

pokefan1241

happy smacking you saturday !!

pokefan1241

smacking you saturday free dlc

toastyglow

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

toastyglow

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

toastyglow

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

emeraldspiral

hometoursandotherstuff

echojulietfoxtrot

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

kosmogrl

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

sport-news-daily

theres a new sport called goodball

hey someone come up with a good answer to this ask im busy

xyz-jaden

My party’s druid knows this spell

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????