I Apologize For My Sins, But Not My Successes

[dick-queef-official]

They want to train AI? Off of me? Dick Queef Official™️?

Poop poop poop poop poop.

Pee.

I think Mickey Mouse should be made corporeal and cloned. Those clones should then be put into a blender. The juice should be sprayed over the homes of every IOF soldier to mark them in shame and for destruction by the Disneybot army. Hopefully they both destroy each other.

Anyways . . .

Poop. Poop all over everything all over all of the place.

Pee, penis, vagina, booblies.

Obligatory dick joke.

Poop.

Hope this makes your AI fucking brilliant, Tumblr!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

No Trespassing, 1991 watercolor by Andrew Wyeth

[dick-queef-official]

Billy Idol warned me about you . . .

[1st-1]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[2nd-1]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[9g9g9]

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

[1st-1]

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

[space-junkie-01]

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

[w-e-n-t]

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

[gooddddd]

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

[1st-1]

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

[free-meeeeee]

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

[dick-queef-official]

She likes to explore! Now there’s a probe in my back door!

[dumpster-of-amontillado]

that's me in the corner

that's me in the cuck

chair

losing my erection

[deerinfear]

[dick-queef-official]

[nedtheknight]

Lesser Dragon

[dick-queef-official]

Red Bull gives you wings, but Four Loko lets this thing crawl up your butt until it can reach all the levers and buttons for your brain!

[monstersovka]

🦇 Lord of bats 🦇

[dick-queef-official]

[butchbush]

uhm. any biters and/or chompers

[dick-queef-official]

Finally! The perfect trap to catch one of these goddamn things!

[segamascott]

[dick-queef-official]

Me, having survived falling into the country girl spawning pits:

“No. Something far, far worse is afoot, dear traveller . . . “

[enchantedbook]

'Stag meeting a Unicorn'. Historical artwork from 'The Book of Lambspring', (1749) edition, showing a meeting between a stag and a unicorn in a forest clearing. In alchemical tradition, the stag sumbolises the Sun and the Unicorn represents the Moon - a union of opposites, harmony of energies.

[dick-queef-official]

[zerounwantedvibrations]

[dick-queef-official]

Me, violently shaking my turds until they turn into diamonds.

[dick-queef-official]

I once stayed at an AirBnB where a prior guest had changed the guest Netflix account’s name to, “Okay, I Pull Up On My Meat.”

What a fool. What absolute

RUBE!!!

Pathetic!

I pull up on my meat. I pull down on my meat. I move my meat from side to side in both large and imperceptible movements.

I pull my meat around like I am playing a flight simulator and trying to crash into the

And I am

[furcoat]

nü tattoo flash ₍⑅ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎♡ig: furcoat444

[dick-queef-official]

Centipedes? In MY vagina?