Dick Advent Calendar

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everyone should be nude online somewhere

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I’ve done the inevitable and moved to Twitter. I guess it’s also inevitable that my avatar (redacted) violates Tumblr’s community guidelines.

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still bummed that I can’t show my dick on here anymore

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ban me from your coffee shop

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dick advent calendar

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when I write a really good email I go back and admire it like it’s my dick

[tomakeyounervous]

Tori Amos

[stillgotit]

[lilhoney]

Cher in Moonstruck (1987)

[walterwhitemediocrity]

diving into Charlie Rose archives

[skeetshoot]

wearing all black on charlie rose is THE power move

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Isabelle Huppert

[allofthese]

[allecee-deactivated20140707]

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stoned google searches for the discontinued cream soda cans of your youth

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cute throwback of my birth parents

[any-good-urls-for-sale]

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what happens when I type s in google