Call me K-Man: I live, love and loathe heavy metal. \m/

THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE! - A refuge from your so-called friends' wank and mundane bullshit. You're welcome.

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WORF FACTOR FIVE

[luiysia]

“there is a certain fuckin twinkle in his eye”

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HAHAHA @teletubby-fan-theorist I LOVE this SO much!! I remember when he first put it out! NAE PEN?  PEN!!! @superyuui

[djcrystalclear]

R.I.P. Ricky Harris

He was 53

#EverybodyHatesChris #Comedian #Comedy #SnoopDogg

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Sad to see Ricky Harris (who played Malvo in Everybody Hates Chris) has died at only 53.  I thought he was hilarious.

[teamvoorhees]

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@victorysublime

[doctorbasil]

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IF YOU’RE READING THIS, THEN YOU KNOW OF ME AND THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOU.  PLEASE READ THIS.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1282329971845911&set=a.304995952912656.71941.100002067601128&type=3

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Family Guy singing star wars

EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT ROGUE ONE BEING AMAZING

I’m sat here like...

[youth-racket]

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NO DECAPITATION NECESSARY

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ALTAR’D STATE

[thebundy-deactivated20161015]

Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I’ve experienced in this courtroom.

You’re a bright young man. You would have made a good lawyer and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don’t feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself.

— Judge Edward Cowart, sentencing Ted Bundy to death.

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“take care of yourself” before sentencing someone to death by electric chair. What.an.asshole.

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MERRY ALL-SHUT-THE-HELL-UP

[obamawhitehouse]

“It’s easy to forget now, when we’ve come so far, where now marriage is equal under the law—just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages almost 20 years ago. Just how important it was not just to the LGBT community, but for all of us to see somebody so full of kindness and light, somebody we liked so much, somebody who could be our neighbor or our colleague or our sister challenge our own assumptions, remind us that we have more in common than we realize, push our country in the direction of justice. What an incredible burden that was to bear. To risk your career like that. People don’t do that very often. And then to have the hopes of millions on your shoulders. But it’s like Ellen says: We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. Which really makes no sense to me, but I thought would brighten the mood, because I was getting kind of choked up. And she did pay a price—we don’t remember this. I hadn’t remembered it. She did, for a pretty long stretch of time—even in Hollywood. And yet, today, every day, in every way, Ellen counters what too often divides us with the countless things that bind us together—inspires us to be better, one joke, one dance at a time.” —President Obama awarding the Medal of Freedom, our nation’s highest civilian honor, to Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, along with 20 other Americans who have contributed to their fields.

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PEEP OUT FUNNY GUY TOM HANKS IN THE BACKGROUND.

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Girls talking about dick on Tumblr

I don’t know what it is about tumblr but girls talk about dick on tumblr more than there are dicks in pants’ of the WORLD.   

[penguinrandomhouse]

For some reason, Roald Dahl tarot cards aren’t a thing. We fixed that. 

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These are fucking magical.  

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BEATMYGUEST

@teletubby-fan-theorist sent me this recording of her singing - unbelievable that I have such talented friends.  Having not heard the original you can just feel the emotion is bang on and she really knocks it out the park.  I thought it was some SCREAMIN’ JAY HAWKINS track or something with how much she puts into everything here.   

I’d even never heard of The Chamber Brothers before, apparently this song is considered THE benchmark of what is today considered psychedelic rock and roll has since been included in countless films, T.V. shows and video games from Outlander to Mafia 3.   Their song is more in step with when it was recorded, late 60s, rock n roll. VERY Hendrix-y too.VERY cool.  I was surprised to find I love the song and I’m going to go and buy the full CHAMBER BROTHERS - TIME HAS COME TODAY [1967] album.  SO cool.  

https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.discogs.com%2FChambers-Brothers-The-Time-Has-Come%2Frelease%2F645128&h=jAQHV4tnY

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Arrested Development

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Thora Birch at the ‘American Beauty’ Hollywood Premiere in 1999

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THORA BIRCH. @teletubby-fan-theorist I have seen Thora Birch all my life and NEVER known her name to recall it!  AND HOLY SHIT she gets more attractive in years - NOW??