this blog is shit

I'm not joking

[iraffiruse]

[gracegisela]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

[norvicensiandoran]

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life

[vulture-jack]

I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him 

Spite, fuel me

im not goin anywhere

[carpaydiem]

god this was so uplifting to read

[thetrippytrip]

my god

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[whatssexting]

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

[artemisiasea]

literally adventure time knows their shit

[coctugtwins]

[liminalhorror-deactivated201812]

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[worldohworld-deactivated2019032]

Holy fuck

[ellijahwood]

[emporest]

this film was a masterpiece

[spongebob-daily]

[wayneradiotv]

look , see this cherries? theyre my balls. my fat nuts

[spongebob-daily]

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[taylorzrealm]

I need to follow this blog

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

This??? Gave me multiple orgasms.

[the1janitor]

doing the lords work

[weloveshortvideos]

[jathis]

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

[helvetillinen-helluntai]

Delete this website and only leave this behind

[whitmerule]

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

[ts1989fanatic]

This is so cute

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[portsherry]

[the-best-of-funny]

The perfect relationship 

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[traitor]

it’s a fucking dildo. Jesus Christ this post makes me want to die