rollercoaster tycoon is my only family

[dickcumber]

Dude.  Fuck this website man. Get lives. Go do things. CASUALLY under age drink. Hang out with cool people that scare you a little. Go to school. Don't go to school. Learn things. Get Jobs. Leave the house. Climb a tree. Do something that scares you. GET OFF THIS STUPID WEBSITE OR IT WILL SUCK YOU IN FOREVER. I left. It was good.

[vampirewknd]

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

[budacub]

Put the sticker back

[nosdrinker]

i miss calvin and hobbes so much

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

using a bullet bill on the last lap of a race

[melaninacorpse]

[80slove]

Edward Scissorhands, 1990

[dickcumber]

hi

[dickcumber]

This is my goodbye

[monalisamilk6-deactivated201309]

[thesecretadventurer-deactivated]

GOTTA GO FAST

[kevinkinky]

new hampshire B)

[chricolfermoved-deactivated2013]

i’m still pissed about a cinderella story like how couldn’t austin recognize sam in her fucking masquerade mask i’ve been annoyed since 2004

[sanjayjo-deactivated20120922]

[lunatictoons]

[laylacreamcheese]

[animatedtext]

[adulthoodisokay]

This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted. 

[dickcumber]

my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet

me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh

me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something