jacbsterling:
“Forever young?” He asked, knowing when to change the subject. “I dunno– I think m’ready to fully embrace the old man yells at cloud attitude. When I have kids I’ll remind ‘em about how I had to walk fifteen miles in the snow every day to go to work– nevermind the fact that it’s my actual job,” he joked. “No gray hair yet?” He asked with a raised eyebrow. “Jenny Washington was a savage,” he told his old friend with a wince. “Sounds like she was setting you up.” His lips turned into a full grimace as he tried not to imagine the scene. “Can’t judge you on that one– I’ve done stupid stuff to impress girls too at least. Not at the expense of my stomach lining of course.”
“Forever young. I like the sound of that.” If he could freeze time, he definitely would. At least until he was ready to actually grow up. “Really? Why would you yell at clouds?” He looked at the other man, confusion obvious on his face. “Like, all the clouds? You want to yell at them? Even...even the ones shaped like puppies?” Dick and Jacob lived totally different lives and had different ideas on what was fun. This being an obvious one. “You’re probably right. The nuclear wing challenge was part three of a five things I had to do to prove I was man enough. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done for a girl?”













