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Jæson| 3 grown ass men doing that trench coat thing| 22| Grimace's “Lost” Son

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[feyariel]

@wearemage

[wearemage]

A Friend! So trustworthy!

[pi4nobl4ck]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[dickhurt]

Asses to asses

Nuts to nuts

[monitre0019]

[dickhurt]

Oh good, you're finally awake.

[teathattast]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[humortelible]

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[dongcroncher]

Nietzche is just “The Joker” for philosophy majors

[anarchist-memes-1]

[thelifeofmyferrets]

Mystery Giveaway

I haven’t done one of these in ages!

Rules to enter: Starts today December 13, 2020

The mystery giveaway is ferret themed but even I don’t know what I am going to pick. I know one of the items is an extra large shirt

MUST LIKE FERRETS

Must Be Following Me.

Can Like or Reblog this post

Ends December 17, 2020 at 9am EST

I will be picking the name using a randomizer

Winners MUST have ask open and be willing to send me your address

[ratliker1917]

You’re strong. Your undead minions are plentiful and loyal. The skulls motif in your tower is not “tacky”. Your enemies are afraid of you. You don’t need the approval of the living.

[dickhurt]

Midnight snack

[puthy]

I can shapeshift into a capybara. I can easily shapeshift into a capybara. I can instantly shapeshift into a capybara. I can safely shapeshift into a capybara. I can easily shapeshift into my original form. I can instantly shapeshift into my original form. I can safely shapeshift into my original form. I can change my DNA in an instant. I am always safe when shapeshifting. My body is always safe when shapeshifting. My mind is always safe when shapeshifting. I keep my human color vision in my capybara form. My body masks my capybara DNA.

[dickhurt]

My morning affirmations.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dickhurt]

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