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oh yeah also the guy i like has a girlfriend who went to my old elementary/middle school in the grade above me and she may or may not have heard some….uhh..rumors about my behavior back then

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it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

im literally so fucking embarrassing bro the guy i like is literally skinnier than me and hes on his second round of pizza FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFCUKYOUFUCKYOUUUUU

noooooooonononononono this was not anticipated why is there pizza omfg this was not accounted for i was not supposed to eat anything but dinner and everyones gonna be like oohhhh why arent you eating the pizza is something wroooonnggg NO NOTHING WRONG YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SHOVE PIZZA DOWN MY GULLET

i was already stressed enough about cheetahs going extinct now theres pizza and i look like a psycho because my neck is ticking WTFFFFFF

the kids at the bubble show are all trying to grab the bubbles and it reminded me of open filthy palms like tiny daggers up to heaven

oh so my subspecies is dying out

its mid summer so all my savannah inclined behaviors are showing

am i a saluki or am i a cheetah. maybe all of them all at once

i wanna just buzz all my hair off but im afraid id look like a nonbinary butch and not brad pitt. also my forehead is massive so if look like a nonbinary butch egg

oh my god you like ONE GIRBLOG POST

i seriously need a haircut

i wanna get a keratin treatment or something having straight hair would definitely solve at least five of my problems

why cant i just be a shapeshifter

its actually really hard to want to kill yourself when little children run up and hug you goodbye

no id have to have a good jawline to get a buzzcut

guys should i buzz all my hair off

literally analyzing micro body movements and convincing myself he put his hand in his pockets because i have my hands in my pockets and thag means he likes me but i think im being just entirely delusional

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