you look like i need a drink

don't worry, be yoncé

[didntwakeuplikethis]

when i add something to my Amazon cart, and its not on Prime.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

same

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When i get introduced to new people and have nothing in common with them.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

Yup

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When people start talking about politics with me.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

Same

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When someone asks whats wrong.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When someone asks if i’m okay.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

how i feel on monday’s.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

when your bestie tries to bring a new friend around..

[didntwakeuplikethis]

Same

[didntwakeuplikethis]

when i add something to my Amazon cart, and its not on Prime.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When the ice cream machine finally isn’t broken.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

Me checking for abs after dieting for 48 hours..

[didntwakeuplikethis]

Three weeks into “Dry January”

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When your coworker already gave up on their New Years Resolution one month after sharing their “New Year New Me” BS.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

when someone tries to make plans with you on a weeknight.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When the waitress tells you bottomless brunch is over.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

When the waitress tells you bottomless brunch is over.

[didntwakeuplikethis]

when you have to poop really bad.

[stability]

[didntwakeuplikethis]

goalz