speak now

[ adam • 30 • colorado ]

[captaindigby]

I want to see all the butts

All of them

[mothurs]

my kink is when everyone shuts the fuck up

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[anxietyproblem]

[thottielamottie]

i dont remember like anything from middle school, just fall out boy and trying not to be gay

[didyousayit]

I wish tumblr would continue to let me be slutty, the way god intended

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[bricesander]

[winterswake]

EUPHORIA ‘Pilot’

[unclefather]

[morganalefays]

will i ever fight for anything in my life as hard as the writers of “mamma mia here we go again” did to get the song “fernando” to make sense in the movie

[thegunlady]

this entire show is just a series of vines.

[donnasheriden]

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[ruinedchildhood]

[ansonmount]

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

[c-bassmeow]

me after one activia 

[keyblademasterconnor]

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

[whereisthenew]

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

[varietyblr]

I’m waiting for you to tell me to like, suck a d.