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[diedahxro]

diedahxro​:

. . . “Haven’t lost your touch, Bruce.”

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[fishtre]

[diedahxro]

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?”

He adjusts his mask instinctively, lips pulling into an expression of annoyance. "No one asked you for your input. If Clark can fool people with a pair of glasses, this should work just fine for me."

[the-blackened-dove-archived-dea]

"Are you running a matchmaking business now?" - diedahxro (lemme just pop in and say hi there)

"I am when it suits me," she replied with a chuckle. "I like to encourage relationships- romantic or platonic- between humans and monsters. it strengthens all of us to be kind to eachother. And I’d rather the little bird be offered the company of a handsome young Cainite than be dragged into an alley by a member of the Black Hand and unceremoniously turned in a botched feeding."

@diedahxro

[diedahxro]

the-blackened-dove​:

"Yes, yes, the same one who broke my collarbone for offing a pimp in the east end, I'm well aware who the big Bat is." She reached into her bustier, retrieving a cigarette case and a small lighter. "Why do you little vigilantes always assume I'm up to trouble, hm? Not all my intentions are malicious, love."

“Well you were lucky, he only broke your collarbone...” Anyone remember the time he got beaten half to death by the bat for something he didn’t even do? Yeah, no, he was still salty about that one. 

He huffed out a breath. “I for one just generally assume everyone’s intentions are malicious. It’s what’s kept me alive for this long. But then again, I’m not here to get on your case. I was simply curious, who was setting Timotheus up with a creature of the night.” He glances at the cigarette case. “Mind sharing?”

[diedahxro]

ranodo-mobile-2​:

Bruce placed a hand on the middle of Jason’s back and kept it there over the next few smacks of the paddle. Part of him wanted to keep Jason bent over and the other part knew Jason might need a small bit of reassurance from Bruce as the spankings continued

Jason’s gasps turned into low whimpers, tears stinging in his eyes as the pain grew gradually. He arched his back into Bruce’s hand, his breathing evening out. Finally, he could lose himself in the feeling, in the knowledge that he could just let himself be controlled without having to think. Bruce would take care of him. 

[diedahxro]

ranodo-mobile-2​:

Dick nodded. “Thank you… Jason… I don’t think I’m fully okay…” He was still breathing much heavier than normal. “If… If I go back under… Don’t let me hurt myself or you… Even if that means tieing me up…” While Jason was gone he grabbed his dick unconciously and started stroking with his eyes closed.

“Don’t worry, I won’t let you do anything... bad.” he threw over his shoulder before hurrying off to grab the medical supplies from his bathroom. Jason figured it was time to go out and find a hook-up once Dick is back on his way... Hopefully sooner rather than later. Gritting his teeth, he returns to the living room, setting down a bowl of hot water on the floor along with the rest of the supplies. “Hold still. I gotta clean it out first.” 

[diedahxro]

iceflowers

Mister Tilney will be an accomplice

Added note: 

Get Mister Tilney some treats (do dragons like cookies?)

[diedahxro]

Jason’s sunday to-do list:

steal borrow Bruce’s new grappling hook

meet Alfred for lunch

text Roy 

pick up mint chocolate chip ice cream and tissues

blow up penguin’s warehouse

binge watch Downton Abbey while eating ice cream

fall asleep on the couch

sinday addition:

jerk off while hugging/smelling a piece of clothing his partner/lover left at his place

alternatively: get railed into next week

[diedahxro]

mr-sandman-dream​:

Dream knew exactly who Jason was talking about.  The Joker.  It wasn’t a nightmare of his creation but one of the boy’s own. 

“I can’t stop you having nightmares but I can assure you that he will not feature in them.  You will have nightmares featuring those that I created.  Not those that created themselves.  And I’ll make sure that some nights you have good dreams as well.”

It was Dream’s son that spoke next.

“As for the toys…you’ll need ours.  The only place to get what you need is in The Dreaming.  You’ll have to come with us to collect it.”  Alex held out his hand.  “And hey, maybe when this is over you can teach me to be as bad ass as you are.”

He nodded, satisfied with Dream’s answer. Regular nightmares were easy to deal with, those he wasn’t afraid of. 

Jason glanced down at the offered hand, then took it with a crooked grin. “Alex, right? I don’t know what kind of lessons on bad-assery I can give but I’ll try my best. From what I hear you already got the basics covered, hunting nightmares and all that.” 

Yeah, the guy was definitely easy on the eyes, so he wasn’t complaining about the company on this mission. Not that he had any clue if flirting with a god - ? - was a particularly smart thing. 

“Well, let’s get going. I for one happen to be mortal and don’t have all the time in the world.” 

[bunnysrpmemes]

Send "ship or dip + a ship" for mun to tell you if they ship it or not!

[ggori6]

[inihiu]

It not the fat,,it’s the thiccness slowing him down

aww, now the Jason chonks are angry

[ohnoarno]

🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

[boastmastergeneral]

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

[pcthetics-deactivated20161211]

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

[diedahxro]

"That bra looks good on you. Very chic."

"Thanks. I like to think the colour suits me."

[the-blackened-dove-archived-dea]

"Are you running a matchmaking business now?" - diedahxro (lemme just pop in and say hi there)

"I am when it suits me," she replied with a chuckle. "I like to encourage relationships- romantic or platonic- between humans and monsters. it strengthens all of us to be kind to eachother. And I’d rather the little bird be offered the company of a handsome young Cainite than be dragged into an alley by a member of the Black Hand and unceremoniously turned in a botched feeding."

@diedahxro

[diedahxro]

“That sounds wonderfully charitable. Peace and love all around.” He sounds awfully cynical for someone who cries over trashy romance novels. “None of my business who the replacement hooks up with as long as he doesn’t get himself fucked up. I’m sure I don’t have to remind you that behind every little bird there’s a big, obsessively controlling bat with trust issues...”

[diedahxro]

mr-sandman-dream​:

It was several days later when Dream…along with his son, Alex…appeared out of the shadows a short distance away from Jason Todd.  Their was a raven on each of their shoulders, though the one on Alex’s shoulder had a white body while Dream’s was fully black.

Alex ruffled the feathers on the head of his raven as he looked at one Jason Todd.

“He’s cute.”

Dream looked at his son with a raised eyebrow.

“We don’t have time for foolish crushes with mortals.  We have work to do.”

Alex sighed softly before moving closer to Jason Todd.

“Have you decided on if you’ll take the job?”

“I would be working with you.  So you wouldn’t be alone for the first few.  After that we’ll split up and work alone to get it done quicker.”

Honestly, he shouldn’t have been as surprised as he was for them to pop up seemingly out of nowhere and without as much as a warning. It still drew a curse from his lips and he shot the two a glare. Not that it was visible under the mask but it was the thought that counted...

“You’d get along great with the Bat. He never calls before visiting either,” he muttered, shoving the instinctively pulled gun back into its holster.

“Yeah. Pretty sure you already figured that much.” Jason eyed the two, his gaze resting on the new guy for a moment. “Don’t worry, I’m a quick learner. Am I supposed to bring my own toys to this playdate? ‘Cuz I have no clue how well guns and knives do against your kind of nightmares...” 

They sure didn’t help against his own. Jason levels his gaze at Morpheus. “If I help you, can you keep him out of my dreams?” 

Probably not the best payment he can ask for but after some consideration... it seems adequate somehow. And some actual sleep without a deranged clown torturing him, putting him in an early grave he had to dig himself out of would be... a nice change.