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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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Never forget

I missed this

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Never forget

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Lmao

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Pokemans

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Everybody know that’s big dick bee

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WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Porn posters deserve to be shot.

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There’s that sticky-icky 1st Amendment that says you’re wrong…

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That awkward moment when porn was illegal until the 1960’s and 70’s when subversive Jews and hippies lobbied to make it legal and it subsequently took over almost every movie theater and book store until legislation in the 80’s made public advertisement of porn illegal under morality laws which have subsequently been ignored to the point where porn is some of the most numerous findings for almost any search term imaginable online, making life incredibly hard for parents trying to raise their kids away from the Jew run degenerate industry that is enabled by lonely males who think that their own gratification from an emotionally empty ejaculate means allnothers should be subjected to their perverse addition.

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That awkward moment when Nazis were labeled “anti-intellectuals” for burning communist propaganda and pornography in the 1930s.

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2018 looks like a pussy in need of a good old fashioned lining-up-against-a-wall.

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Indeed.

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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

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criticism = harassment now

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please stop yelling at the company that paid me to ignore their flaws

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so here’s a summary of an old SA story about a guy who tried to hike across the united states (from daytona beach to LA) without having any prior experience in cross country hiking

it uh

didn’t go well

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Tumblr: We want complex villains! Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.

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My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.

He merely responded

“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”

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Wisdom from Sherm Cohen by way of Character Design References!

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I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.