i'm peeing in the shower

one time i had a nose bleed and i needed to sneeze so i sneezed blood all over my grandma on accident. aim: zombiegland (this is just an rp blog )

[diego-away]

touchthybooty replied to your post:you only liked that selfie because there was a dog with me didn't you

better than having pepperoni nipples tbh

i'm sure you have those too

[dailylilycollins]

[diego-away]

you only liked that selfie because there was a dog with me didn't you

i liked it because there was two dogs

i'm just kidding that was mean

[diego-away]

[marrymejasonsegel]

IS IT 2002 AGAIN!?!?!?

[madfuture]

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[perfectlycrystal]

Visit Original Link

[boobasprite]

[dongslinger420]

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

[diego-away]

did you know when a male penguin likes a female penguin they fuck

crazy animal facts brought to you by rosalie

[diego-away]

[nosdrinker]

what if god was one of us

going hard like one of us

[hellyeahrihannafenty]