THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

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[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

it is with the deepest and utmost respect to They Might Be Giants that i post this edit, which i physically could not resist making

so here, have five killing a bunch of commission agents to MCR’s teenagers

[tuadaily]

[hxnnibxi]

I can't believe that Reginald was an actual dad to Pogo but when Pogo gets older he just turns him into his butler, he literally made his son his butler I fucking hate Reginald Hargreaves so much

[thesevenumbrellas]

AU where Klaus is a famous comedian who does stand up routines about their messed up childhood

[thesevenumbrellas]

AU WHERE JOHN MULANEY IS THE EIGHTH UMBRELLA ACADEMY CHILD WHO DOES STAND UP ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD

[27-umbrellas]

Diego: well at least he didn’t shank my ass

Luther: no, he shanked your heart

Diego internally:

[iamthecutestofborg]

Imagine if they found out about Lila having powers earlier because she met Klaus and casually says hi to Ben because she doesn't know he's a ghost.

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

has this been done yet

[thirstyforpaget]

I fucking love this

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The Umbrella Academy + Texts Posts

[27-umbrellas]

I love how the entire family just accepts the fact that Diego is Walmart Batman they’re all just like ‘we love you but your hero complex is obvious and the amount of leather is astounding’

[mintski]

THE HARGREEVES SIBLINGS IN SEASON TWO ↪ “I love this family.”

[yenvengerberg]

I’ve got a blender, and some much better booze. So, if we’re going to start day drinking, we should do it right. I love you so much.

[vanyastrans]

i like to imagine that if the hargreeves had been on good terms with each other this would have happened

[klaus-is-the-real-number-1]

Imagine being Vanya, no memory of anything at all and stuck in 1963, seduces a farmers wife, gets chased by 3 swedish dudes shooting at her, discovers she has powers and uses them on said swedish dudes, hides in the corn field all night alone, then suddenly some little feral school boy comes out of nowhere and is like ;3 hi vanya, i’m ur brother my name is literally just a number missed u xx

[scaptain-marvel]

🤧🥺🥺💖

[alectryone-deactivated20210218]

All the evidence is there, I'm right and you cannot change my mind

[armandyke]

[c0ffeeb1ack]

season 2, colorized, 2020

[nudityandnerdery]

Ben took all the brain cells with him when he died.