The Waitress

Ah the perks of minimum wage! Allow this blog to fill you in on all the mystery and wonder that lies behind working in the food service industry. What you can do to both avoid and prepare for next inevitable encounter with a minimum wage worker.

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From today’s Crash Course about Catcher in the Rye.

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Reblog if you are hopelessly obsessed with this little fucker

Life ruiner.

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Yep.  No hope for me………………………………

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Totally, completely, shamelessly…

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Oh yes. 

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what? him?

[ladiesloveloki]

*hangs head in shame* 

I need help…

[diekellnerin]

Waitresses don’t discriminate, we hate everyone equally

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"I adore kids and old people, when I'm not working

coworker (after a kid spilled milk on her and an old lady fussed for thirty minutes about how her soup wasn't scalding hot)

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diekellneirn:

Just so you know, you are hated by all on the clock staff

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Tip #1: Don't order the wrong thing off the menu and then get mad at me for messing up

diekellnerin:

Learn to accept your mistakes (it's a great life lesson)