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This person has no idea how writing works.

This “editor” needs an editor.

True story, bro.

Crystal clear, actually.

Word salad.

Highlights include: “keyword penetration,” and “If you don’t know what CTA or split optimization is, you only know panda and penguin from the zoo.”

So, it’s an autobiography? (It’s this guy again.)

This request came in at 1:30pm EST. A 2.5-hour rush job for $25/hr. Nope.

That’s it. That’s the copy.

All from the same guy.

Also: $1000 for a 350+ page book? Yeah. No, thanks. I’ll pass.

Harry Potter AND Lord of the Rings! With dry humor! And multiple characters!

Yes. You do need a “Writter.” But no self-respecting, “talentive” ghostwriter is going to write your “Noval” for less than $500.

“...studying and writing about his entire body in very rich detail.” Apparently, this project was so appealing that the client posted two job offers.

Definitely not “fir” less than $500.

I think they meant “Native English speaker.”

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