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Winged Tiara by Enguerrand du Suau de la Croix, Made around 1900. Medium is blue plique-à-jour enamel in cabochons on a vermeil frame decorated with pearls. Musée d'Orsay inventory number: OAO 1972 1.

(Source: musee-orsay.fr)

ursiday

🐈‍⬛📦

kaijuno

kittykattaffy

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

kaijuno

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

jabberwockypie

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

jabberwockypie

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

labelleizzy

^^^🤣🤣🤣🌵🌵🌵

hellyeahrihannafenty

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

dduane

Always gonna reblog. :)

catchymemes

shutyourmoustache

Phenomenal news. Just what the people ordered.

neil-gaiman

Were the "Moms for Liberty" prosecuted for theft?

foxes-in-love

babyanimalgifs

tigers chasing a drone

credit: @cnninternational

sushinfood

alternative title:

underestimation costs zoo $400

elfwreck

“Dis birb fethrs too krunchy.”

petermorwood

That ended more or less as expected.

daniilune

Dream of a Thousand Cats

ilovemesomevincentprice

Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Joyce Jameson with black cats during black cat auditions for Tales of Terror; The Black Cat (1961)

naamahdarling

I'm crying they actually held AUDITIONS

catasters

petermorwood

Reminded of that clip showing a lioness doing tug-of-war with several beefy humans and proving just how strong she is...

petermorwood

I pray you never stop Caturdays good sir, its one of my most defining experiences on 2023 tumblr. Came for the swords, stayed for the cats!

Thanks for the compliment! :-D

I've got no intention of stopping Caturday; last time I counted with any care, about 70% of my queued posts were of cats or in some way cat-related.

The rest are swords, armour and interesting old weapons, fountain-pens and writing, food, drink and making or consuming same, train travel, classic cars and the many other things that interest me.

There are also crossovers, sometimes fanciful...

...sometimes realistic.

This ad reads "I no longer write like a cat..."

Since abandoning regular ballpoints in favour of gels and fountain pens, I no longer write like an inky-footed spider on a trampoline in an earthquake. I have been assured that this Is A Good Thing.

If bribed with treats, this cat will not knock your pen to the floor.