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heeeeeey I'm Jake. 35 y/o dude, Brooklyn, rly not a cop so tell me about all ur illegal drug deals xoxo. ((rp blog for Jake Peralta from Fox's Comedy show Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Under construction!!! plz be patient))

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I may be kinda responsible for someone’s death??????? mayb????

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — “I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — "I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”

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dieshards started following you

hello…

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when someone compliments you

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turntechgodtits replied to your post: I was also working this Kippur which has been....

that bites

:) tell me about it

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I was also working this Kippur which has been. Difficult.

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i actually didn’t cry this Kippur

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It should be said that I usually cry because I want food so badly. Sweet sweet food

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i actually didn’t cry this Kippur

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ur a godsend

[turntechgodtits]

ay living life on the edge for everyone that dreams it thats me

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a tru national hero

[angstmemes]

Send me ⚠ to find my muse at the end of a trail of blood.

- submitted by anonymous

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BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEAAAAAA

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amychophile replied to your post: sure is  nice being all alone in my apartment just...

have you tried dancing

............Yes I totally did

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a friend: [touches my hair]

me: [relaxes instantly, hums in approval, feels truly at peace with the universe]

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sure is  nice being all alone in my apartment just me and my thoughts its amazing im having a gr8 time