*fart noise*

I'm Kelly, I like cats and being a force of absolute chaotic energy

[ceruleanheaven]

sorry can you repeat that i didnt hear the last 12 years

[were--ralph]

Idk who needs this but Victoria's Secret has panties 10 for $31, and mists/body wash/sprays for 5 for $31 ending today

[were--ralph]

Im in here and the lady asked me if I was shopping for myself #equality

[were--ralph]

And I was!

[were--ralph]

A guy was in there with his wife and was like "women am I right" and i was like "these are for me lol" and he walked away immediately

[were--ralph]

I guess the post wasn't clear but I only got body stuff, im not a panties guy but only bc they dont feel good and my thighs need boxer briefs

[were--ralph]

I smell so good now its crazy. straight men are missing out

[madtomedgar]

The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?

A fucking bus.

[doctorcurdlejr]

probably the singularly most impactful line to come out of this movie

[enki2]

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[look-something-shiny-redux]

[parakeet]

There’s always something on Reddit

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[batboyblog]

Last night in Nebraska's largest city, Omaha, 3 term Republican mayor Jean Stothert was up for re-election, in the final days of her re-election campaign she went all in on transphobia, with a TV add accusing her Democratic opponent, John Ewing, "Ewing stands with radicals who want to allow boys in girls’ sports,”

Ewing and the Democrats fought back

and last night?

Congratulations to Omaha on its first black mayor, and remember calling Republicans bathroom creepers remains undefeated.

[injuries-in-dust]

Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

[sleepy-bebby]

[motoguy94]

Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.

[114-reprises]

Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh

[former-portland-mando]

That's the bear's internal monologue

[liberalsarecool]

Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.

The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.

[sukimas]

an alcoholic beverage that you constantly replenish with identical mixers and alcohol, to the point where you're unsure any of the initial beverage remains. and yet it is fundamentally the same beverage as it was to begin with. the sip of theseus

[socialistexan]

[my-midlife-crisis]

No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

[madenthusiasms]

Everything published in the US is copied to the Library of Congress; appropriateness for children is not a criteria. Published under copyright is.

In order to read something in the Library of Congress, you must, in order:

1) Be 16+ years old and in possession of ID such as a driver’s license or passport to obtain a LoC card

2) Make an appointment to go to a reading room

3) Know what it is you want to read and which library building it is in so you can fill out a request form when you arrive.

So the chances of a “child” just stumbling over something “inappropriate” that was “put” there by the choice of the head librarian is 100% impossible.

Leavitt seems to believe that if she wears a big enough cross, God can’t hear her breaking the commandment against false witness.

[thisrobothasnosoul]

Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

[thisrobothasnosoul]

you will not call others theyfabs or theymabs unless they label themselves that. You will not screencap people using bun/bunself and slap them in cringe comps. Do you understand?