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I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

right......

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

muzantropic

Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

grimalditeuthis

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

alphacrone

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

future-crab

"Road to Hell" // "Gone, I'm Gone" // "Road to Hell (Reprise)"

segamascott

merps

[ID: Screenshot of a quote retweet with an affitional caption.

The original from "Socialist News Media" reads: "Under a Socialist mayor, New York City has reported its fewest shootings and murders in its recorded history. x.com/newswire"

The quote retweet by "PolitiBunny" reads: "The key word here is 'reported'."

The final caption reads: "Love the idea that murder victims' loved ones are simply not calling the police because they love Mamdani too much"

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throatoftheworld

Corpse Decomposition Meditation by Landis Blair

liberalsarecool

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

boycritter

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

boycritter

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.