a different kitchen

two twenty-somethings who enjoy the weirder things in life. now living in richmond. we're only here for the beer.

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‪We back. Episode 18 is lost forever, so have a 19. *Yeah this is 'technically' 18. We don't care. http://differentkitchenvb.libsyn.com/episode-19-pile-lady-screaming‬

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open call to cha cha real smooth into our DMs because we're recording tonight so we can drop a juicy twofer on y'all sometime tomorrow. the kitchen took a vacation but now we are back and ready to get weird with you. don't call it a comeback we've just been drinking beers. whatever. xoxo kristy & john

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“how many times have you even watched that movie”

[kristenbouchard]

chris carter: alright so for the revival we’re gonna have a *spins wheel* invisible space ship that uses *throws dart blindfolded at a periodic table on the wall* element 115 ununpentium and runs on *turns around with his arm outstretched* literally nothing. it’s fuelled by fuckening Nothing

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EPISODE 12: Three Dollar Youcallits

We watch movies and drink beer with Hans of @overnightdrive and End of a Year.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 12: Napalm Death-Awake (To a Life of Misery) Mclusky-whoyouknow Acid Bath-The Blue Spinal Tap-Stonehenge

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EPISODE 11: So It’s Come to This: A Different Kitchen Clip Show

we really know what we’re doing here.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 11: Living Colour-Cult of Personality John Carpenter-Theme from Escape from New York

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EPISODE 10: Is it Really Real?

we hit 500 downloads with this one. dang.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 10: Pg.99-Punk Rock in the Wrong Hands Atom & His Package-Pumping Iron for Enya Choking Victim-500 Channels Kevin Federline-Lose Control Das Racist-You Oughta Know

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EPISODE 9: I Nest Hard (Lonely and Dreaming of Your West Dad)

Recorded a few weeks ago on a wicked hellride to Richmond. Kristy booked it like a dang Furiosa. Bonus clips from our time at Suburban Mold in the moments leading up to John's birthday. Phew.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 9: Kenny Loggins-Danger Zone Ready for the World-Oh Sheila a whole bunch of shit on the radio X-Los Angeles The Ramones-Happy Birthday

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EPISODE 8: This is Fantastic for You

We’re running off the adrenaline from a pre-podcast air hockey showdown and malt liquor to bring you a mondo-sized episode. Round 2 of coolguyvhsadventures.com with the 1968 masterwork Barbarella, road trips, and the best worst Facebook timeline dwellers. Virginia Beach is a hole.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 8: Municipal Waste-Guilty of Being Tight The Primitives-Crash John Fatigate-Terrific Marty (coolguyvhsadventures.com Theme) Good Clean Fun-Ex Straight-Edge Ex

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your favorite assholes.

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recording tonight and we have a real nice vhs adventures segment for you guys. also, Kristy figured out that she can make memes on an app she's had for a few years. you're all screwed.

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EPISODE 6: When Does the Father Happen?

'So when am I gonna be on your damn ass stupid podcast?' was the question posed by a dear friend of ours. We are thrilled to present our very first Different Kitchen guest, Clinton aka Binpin aka Bingbing. This episode is split pretty evenly into two parts. First, Clinton and Kristy recall the disaster that was a Kitty Pryde show in Richmond. The second half is full of Clinton and John's best moments during their year and a half as employees/resident Beavis & Butthead of the Cavalier Yacht Club. This was a fun one.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 6: Raekwon-Criminology Sleep-Dopesmoker The Velvelettes-Needle in a Haystack ‘Til Tuesday-Voices Carry

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the actual bio section, tbh.

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TWO EPISODES! WE BACK

Episode 4-We’re Gonna Do That Talk

Ok, after an extended hiatus, we back. Rerecording, countless technical issues, and john skipping town for a week left us with an abbreviated episode delivered to you much later than expected. That being said, Kristy really pulled through and produced an episode that you can enjoy on your lunch break. Again, we back.

Episode 5-A Lot of Pants Are Too Long For Me

It's a DiffKitch twofer! Recorded shortly before John dipped out of VB, this episode marks the beginning of our occasional segment, coolguyvhsadventures.com, as well as us answering questions from fans. Technical issues are ironed out, John isn't skipping town again for a while, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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EPISODE 3: Cool Money

Ok here we go we’ve hit our stride. Finding the perfect ‘Take My Breath Away’ synth tone in GarageBand. Tinder, confirmed not lit. Scott Stapp’s 2013 meltdown, confirmed lit. The god-awful pop-punk band down the hall is now the house band. They’ve got merch in the back. Last chance to move, Virginia Beach. Bonus blooper for those that stick around post-credits.

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 3: Iron Reagan-Your Kid’s an Asshole Jabber-Talk to You Frogball-Yeah it’s Me, Neil White Zombie-Thunder Kiss ‘65 Death-Symbolic Lil B-I Love You

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hey guys, kristy here! we dove into our old myspace accounts, just for you. kristy, circa 2009. john, circa 2007. thus proving time is a flat circle, everything repeats itself, and in 2015, not much has changed. crazy, huh?

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EPISODE 2: THIS IS YOU BREAKING IT DOWN

We recount our week in which Kristy asked John for advice and his response was ‘I’m drunk watching Lungfish live videos’ and the oceanfront got real. John plays ‘Hunger Strike’ and Kristy details her suburban mom smoothie. HOW COULD I FORGET PURPLE RAIN IS A PERFECT RECORD?!?!

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Peace out, girl scout

-John and Kristy

Songs featured in Episode 2: Frodus-Psaurcacneosisa Frogball-Fuck Supersonic Piss-Slather Me Up Beer Ghost-Fuck Reagan, Get Loose Some Velvet Sidewalk-Mousetrap Concrete Blonde-Joey