Orphaner Dualscar

"You can find me where the music meets the ocean."

[machiavelleon]

dignifiedsanctimonious‌:

Nowv, I may not be as young as you, but I like to think I’m good for more than a moment.

It’s the kids, actually. They’re so much, sometimes.

oh you are love! but i wouldnt like to presume i was taking up a lot of your time when youre tired without your say so

what are they doing now?

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I vwould lovwe to be vwith you, if you can deal vwith me not being particularly high energy.

Oh, I vwon't bore you vwith the details, svweetheart. They're just being rambunctious.

[percheronablest-blog]

dignifiedsanctimonious‌:

Is it illegal to look at peoples’ dicks if you aren’t quadded to them in your timeline???

} –> No, just to interact with them, in the e%ception of Empire-sponsored materials

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Yikes. My condolences.

[machiavelleon]

dignifiedsanctimonious‌:

Awvwv, poor darling. I’m glad you can handle it, but if you’d like to vwisit later to feel a little better, I’d like that.

I’m alright! Tired, but vwhat else is newv.

id love to!! whenever you have a moment :33

is work being hard on you again? terrible :((

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Nowv, I may not be as young as you, but I like to think I'm good for more than a moment.

It's the kids, actually. They're so much, sometimes.

[percheronablest-blog]

dignifiedsanctimonious‌:

I guess limitations are alright for some people. Livwe your life.

} –> Laws have a place in society

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Is it illegal to look at peoples' dicks if you aren't quadded to them in your timeline???

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

Doing these was so much fun! Feel free to share and try them yourself~

[percheronablest-blog]

} –> I followed someone not realizing their third post from the top w001d be their act001 literal bulge } –> Mistakes have b33n made

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Not a big fan of bulges?

[percheronablest-blog]

} –> Huge fan, just of people I am quadded with

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

I guess limitations are alright for some people. Livwe your life.

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Hey there, sugarfins! Howv are you?

[machiavelleon]

better after hearing from you! :** little bit of a headache but nothing i cant handle!

how are you??

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Awvwv, poor darling. I'm glad you can handle it, but if you'd like to vwisit later to feel a little better, I'd like that.

I'm alright! Tired, but vwhat else is newv.

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Hey there, sugarfins! Howv are you?

[percheronablest-blog]

} –> I followed someone not realizing their third post from the top w001d be their act001 literal bulge } –> Mistakes have b33n made

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Not a big fan of bulges?

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Good evwening.

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Oh, do you knowv vwhat you got into? Can you handle vwhat I’m ‘bout to do? Cause it’s about to get rough for you I’m here for your entertainment

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Frondly reminder

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

🔺 how do u feel abour ur emperor

1/10

I havwe the utmost respect for him. There havwe been flawvs in his rule, of course, but evweryone can make missteps. I think, by and large, he’s done vwery vwell.

I recently got confirmation that our relationship could improvwe in the future. I vwas prevwiously unsure, so the knowvledge is vwelcomed.

I remain his obedient servwant.

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I'm still not fucking over this shitty man managing to answer this shit Kannus when it looked like it was Kankri))

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What's that? You can't smile while you're trying to keep it up?

I fucking KNEWV someone would make this awvful joke, you're under arrest.

[trolljacksparrow]

#Howv and vwhy do you look like this all the time.#It looks exhausting.

….you cant possibly think being cheerful is exhausting

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

In large doses, it certainly is!

[trolljacksparrow]

wwhy wwould it be? honestly activvely trying not to smile seems wworse to me

[dignifiedsanctimonious-blog]

Most people don't need to try not to smile.

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Ha! Not vwhen I'm trying to keep it up, lovwe.

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Dualscar: (pretty normal but kinda snooty alcohol opinions)

Me: all wine should come with a pitcher of simple syrup so it can be sweetened as much as u want))

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I'vwe done it before, but nevwer again.