} --> E%ecutive E%ecutioner

(( dependent Equius blog for klazomaniacstampcrab's AU, mun and muse are 18+, pls no minors ))

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> I am a fi%er

[hereticalsym69ls]

Don’t eat soap.

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> You cannot stop me

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> I do not work w33kends

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[centeredaquamarine]

yeah sure this one too

no glasses

as per requested

[adam-the-horse]

the cutest nose out there

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> Eridan is hornier than me and that is a stone cold fact

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> It is quadrant appreciation day and I n33d to get something for Vriska still

} --> I have an idea

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

I GUESS I HAVE TO BEAT UP EQUIUS FOR STAYING UP LIKE HE APPARENTLY DID.

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> I was distracted

[culledcastaway-blog]

My entire friend group has one pan cell and we all have to share.

[nuka-rockit]

god i just….love frogs so much…,,, theyr e ju s t so….

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> It is almost nine in the morning here I know it is some ungodly hour for him

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> Eridan go the f%ck to sl33p

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

percheronablest‌:

} –> You will certainly fall if you k33p climbing on me like that } –> Also if you crawl on me ‘like a cat,’ Nepeta, an act001 cat } –> (So she says) } –> Might get territorial

I WON’T FALL, THAT’S WHY MY CLAWS ARE IN YOUR SHIRT.

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> Very well, I have some PT to do however, so hold on

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> I checked out Karkat’s horn a few hours ago, by the by } --> Not to be too e%plicit, but I did put a poultice on it, just in case

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

I’M CUTE AND SHARP.

[klazomaniacstampcrab]

I WILL FALL TO HUBRIS.

[percheronablest-blog]

} --> You will certainly fall if you k33p climbing on me like that } --> Also if you crawl on me ‘like a cat,’ Nepeta, an act001 cat } --> (So she says) } --> Might get territorial

[kitty]