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F26 i love hockey and yaoi and hockey yaoi

#reposted for biblically accurate pink hair claw clip self insert wojak

will who decided to leave college a year early after the sharks won the first overall pick so he could play with mack. cherny who bought out the final year of his contract in moscow when he was drafted to the sharks because he wanted to join the team as soon as possible and called mack the best player in the league before he even played a single game with him. and ivar who was asked what swedish hockey players he looked up to and said he really liked macklin celebrini then immediately looked mortified, realizing what he admitted. macklin what crazy pheromones are you putting out into the world, all these other boys were hooked on you from the start

#oh cherny MY SHAYLA #mack said let's be irresistible to hockey players with mama

starrpfs

guys if i ever get the chance i will write willmackleno corruption kink inspired by ethel cain’s ‘crying during sex’ (those first couple of lines are siiiick)

because the POTENTIAL of new to the town mack, taken under will’s wing, and he’s so in awe of him and already halfway in love. then will introduces him to leno, and mack feels so good ‘cause he’s always struggled making friends but this has been easy, he’s already got two! then will invites him to come along to church with him and leno and they’re on the back pew and will and leno show him a good time under the stained glass windows, but he’s just gotta keep quiet and don’t cry, baby, do you want people to see? whilst they both have their big paws on mack. they get him on the little kneeling cushion thing. show him how to pray.

mack did not know church was like that.

#yeah #mhm #yeah absolutely #need that

i don't freak unless froken to, the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85964836/chapters/227268171#workskin

#willmack #271

meowriimo

he was having a ki with the girls 😭😭

#oh my shayla......#i had a dream the other night i met him at a bar and i was like holy shit king w have to do shots and then introduced him green tea shots #he told me he wanted coffee liquer instead #smh my head #macklin celebrini

purely for the fictional narrative of BC first line i think will abstained from regular hockey handies and stuff in the program due to his mom being Right There half the time so he just made due and then started hooking up with gabe once he got to BC #freedom except he had no clue how much relationship stuff is appropriate with your hockey buddy hookup while gabe just went with the flow meanwhile leno got to witness all this lowk terrified because he was confused by his own bi feelings so things between him and will came to a head when will suggested they hook up and leno was like "im not gay" and will was like "oh ok np bud 😚👍🏻" because to will he was genuinely like well it's great with gabe so it would be great with ryan (just not a big deal to him) while ryan screamed inside like please come back will i didn't mean it maybe i am a little bit gay or maybe you look pretty i take it back i want a chance except of course leno bit his tongue and didn't say anything so he set his mind on dealing with his feelings next year except next year never came and will moved on to mack immediately while leno never got a chance to be bisexual and that's why he was upset with will leaving more than gabe who was like #okawesome because gabe was also like whatever we decide is casual is casual

and then wills eyes were opened to the fact that he liked liked boys when he met mack and he was like ohhhhhhh thats what all that was about

#willmack #271 #narry purposes #bc line

totheecore

just your average pregame basketball game

#y is there do much touching involved 😭😭😭

boysharkmack

we all gotta die bru

#my gorgeous yaoi ship #willmack

bratlinsmith

Honestly, I think everyone is too wrapped up in influencer culture, where everything is performative social media engagement, and they are tricking themselves into believing influencer culture is real life.

Social media influencing is not real life and people with lives and real relationships (or however they define it) do not feel the need to comment, like, repost every single thing because they are busy living

that last part is what people should get about will and mack: they are too busy living for the state of their bond to be defined by likes.

dignity-dead

i'm gonna go in a tangent no one cares about but alas

as a semi-sane adult human being who swore off instagram in 2024 some of you people are under spells with this instagram/snapchat stuff and trying to infer people's relationships from it

have we considered that mack lives like a full life that doesn't revolve around being on social media and making content? have we considered will probably doesn't give a single fuck about who likes his insta posts?

i'm not saying it's wrong to track who they follow or what posts they like - go wild 👍🏻 but trying to write a narrative around a not-liked post is genuinely crazy imho

#willmack #sorry to be a debby downer but come on #put down the phone #if you personally would infer that someone was upset with you over an inta post i would suggest deleting the app from your phone #i promise it genuinely adds nothing to your life #this is obviously not about op who has a sane and normal take lol

keelpay

#the way i saw these and thought they were from BU days #boy looks YOUNGER somehow

lavenderrink

Upcoming Cast of the Movie The Odyssey

Presenting Helen of Troy:

#face that launched a thousand ships #is mack paris?#stealing will away from leno #will don't let him perish in the war pls

hoshgay

sometimes pinterest makes me feel so delusional

wmhockey

thought this was a hot take but apparently not and this is (mostly) rpf btw

the way I see the willgabe friendship is that Will and gabe have the type of platonic homoerotic friendship that most straight boys have with that one friend. Like idk how to emphasise this enough. The ones that call each other bro while wanting to be Macbeth and lady Macbeth when reading Shakespeare in English class. The type that would get married drunk and find it funny rather than freak out. That type of stuff

while mack and will have that homoerotic friendship that is actually romantic love. Where you can feel the tension in the air 24/7. Slow blinks and soft voices and almost too tender to just be friendship.

Like. Mack and will could be married in like 20 years time happily with kids and two dogs and people would still look at gabe and will standing next to each other and ask (semi-sarcastically) why they didn’t just marry each other.(and you know Mack would be steaming)

Willgabe: Brooo we should totes get married if we can’t find any chicks that’ll have us in like ten years. Jk…unless? 👀

Willmack: The idea of you breathing air that hasn’t already passed through my lungs is deeply upsetting to me. I wish I was the gap between your teeth so I could feel the caress of your tongue against my skin. If your eyes aren’t on me at all times, I start fading from existence because your attention is my object permanence. Anyway, what size ring do you wear? Purely hypothetical. The hypothetical is that I’m in love with you.

happy pride queers!