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@digsfashion
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❛ ──── & 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖'𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑬𝒀 𝑶𝑭𝑭 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 ! ❜ ind. / sel. DAPHNE KLUGER of the OCEAN’S 8 franchise. adorned by TROOPER.
do i make daphne klu.ger ? or do i catch up on one of the blogs i already have today?
do i make daphne klu.ger ? or do i catch up on one of the blogs i already have today?
@southstayed sent: wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you? - 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !
𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗗 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗. ❛ actually , believe it or not , i have been. ❜ a funny story she gets the feeling she should save for another time. ❛ girls tend not to like me. it’s nothing i’m not used to. then again , i get the feeling you don’t care for an explanation. ❜ ah , to learn when to stop a talent she’s never excelled in. ❛ anyways , i wasn’t asking if i could buy you a drink to hit on you. i could just really use some new company. ❜ which , in retrospect still sounds incredibly desperate. now she’s become that weird woman at the bar . . . what a night.
@faultyoptimism sent: if you really want to do something, you should. - 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !
❛ 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. ❜ although , the idea scares. ❛ i just don’t know what that something is. i do know it’s not gonna be automatic , whatever it is. - but there’re so many variables. - & i’m overthinking again. like , when you started to really pursue your art . . . was it HARD ? what keeps you from just saying screw it ? ❜
𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐘.
phoebe’s smile is blinding at rachel’s words, “of course we are – imagine if it was anyone else?? ross couldn’t handle our shoes!!” she reaches over to take rachels hand and squeeze it softly, “let’s get rid of them and find some more fun friends, though no one’ll be as hot as us.” she tilts her head, considering the offer. “do you think atlantic city is crazy enough?? maybe we should spin a globe and you can stop it with your finger and that’s where we’ll go?? we could bring joey if we really wanted – he’s the only friend we should keep.”
❛ 𝗢𝗛 , 𝗚𝗢𝗗 ross wouldn’t make it FIVE MINUTES before sulking himself into oblivion. ❜ five being a generous number. the hand grab catches attention. a quip of her brow. with one suggestion , it’s gone a step further. before she can respond to one thing , as usual , phoebe’s onto the next. a chuckle falls. ❛ before we start jumping the globe , do you even have a passport , cause i hate to break it to ya , but that’s gonna put us back a few steps. oh! but what if . . . let’s say , just for now , we stick to atlantic city. from there we let the cards decide. if we win big , we take off. you , me , & joey. we just gotta make sure he doesn’t let it slip to chandler. ❜
i’m here! will i get a lot done tonight? probably not.
the one where i definitely don’t need another muse , but there’s ocean’s hype that’s contagious , now i kinda want a daphne.
endless visuals. #001 \ t h e g a n g .
hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda
petition for everyone to add a friends muse to their repertoire.
You do care. You care so much it’s eating you away. You hate the fact that you care so much but it’s the only thing you know how to do but you constantly lie to yourself just so you can get through the day.
𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐌.
@digsfashion said: ❝You’re very cute. You know that?❞ THE FLY SENTENCE STARTERS. ( accepting ! )
𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. he was flattered and amused by the quick admission of course. his hand gestured through the air before fingers fiddled with the strap of his watch, lips still smiling as he cleared his throat. “ well uh — very keen observation…. and if i do say….say so myself the observation is mutual….. “ he offered in a casual manner while his tongue darted across his lips a moment. finger wagging just a bit between them in that moment admiring her still his head tilting back, “ you’re very cute yourself. what uh…. what is it my new cute friend does? “ he inquired curiously. “ and …. “ he paused as he shifted in his seat at the table and glanced around. “ she have time for… for a coffee? “
𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 && 𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚. at least that’s what she expected of the evening. there’re moments she can’t help but question her own supportiveness of her friends. supportiveness of an ex-boyfriend at that. was this how they all felt before the met gala? nah. in the least there’s intriguing company. the bullet’s been bitten & received.
❛ oh , ya don’t say. ❜ it’s like a tick fingers brush through loose locks. still got it , green. ❛ well , she works for a little brand called ralph lauren. hoping her new cute friend isn’t about to launch into some dinosaur dissertation , cause believe her . . . she’s heard it all. ❜ a wave of the hand she nearly forgets , such realization written clear across her expressions. ❛ and YES yes she has plenty of time for coffee. now . . . tomorrow . . . later this week . . . now. ❜ a silent prayer for a granted escape.
𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑.
“uh, rach,” monica’s face can’t hide the look she sends her best friend, it’s one of distaste but mostly she looks pissed off. “you really wanna call chandler a jerk?? should we go through the list of people you’ve been with??” she’s not even that upset at rachel – if anything it’s that she’s already so upset that every little thing has the possibility of sending her off into the deep end. “this guy at the restaurant was just so mean, and when i tried to talk to him about it he told me i didn’t even have any real power there.”
𝗦𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟. ❛ c’mon , mon ! i’m K I D D I N G. we both know you could do a lot worse than chandler. ❜ thus , she knows when to ease up. ❛ -and no we don’t need to go there. ❜ that list’s a little too long for her liking. least she takes the hint. rising to sit beside , an arm lazily draped over shoulders slender. ❛ && we both know that’s not true. you wanna know what I think ? this guy probably hasn’t been laid in weeks. so what does he do ? he takes it out on the first confident woman he sees. tale as old as time. why? because he knows you’re better than him. ❜
me , time to write tonight. also me , what if i recreated the jurassic park ending in front of my museum in ac?
lucifer sentence starters episode 4 - 6.
you broke into my house?
you were taking forever in the shower.
are you sleeping with this idiot?
never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.
something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.
i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.
you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.
why is she able to refuse my charms?
people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.
i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.
i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.
are you gonna help me or not?
you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.
i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.
okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.
playing hard to get? i like it.
wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?
the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.
i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.
if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.
i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.
do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?
you forget. i love pain.
men - they always want to talk!
we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.
seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.
don’t. please.
if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.
is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?
do not shush me.
a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.
i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.
does it scare you?
i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?
do i scare you?
either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.
this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?
just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.
i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.
greedy little jackal, aren’t you?
what is it about you and guns, eh?
what’s up, jackass?
hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.
i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.
chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.
why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?
why does everyone say that before they’re punished?
come on, shoot me.
son of a bitch, that really hurts!
i don’t bleed!
i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.
can’t sleep when you’re not home.
the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.
you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.
the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.
now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.
we need to get out of here now.
i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.
i got a taste of danger, and i want more.
that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.
tomato, tom-ah-to.
see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.
when do i get my own gun?
i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.
if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.
bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.
you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.
let me guess, you did him a favour.
i process tragedy through my work.
that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.
i was trying to prevent more death.
well, aren’t we the little saint?
you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.
i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.
did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?
well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?
surely you’ve heard the expression 'deal with the devil’…?
people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.
i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.
firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.
sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.
if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?
maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.
you and my backside used to get on well.
is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?
i don’t do favours for guys like you.
what is it with the men in my life?
act like a child, get treated like a child.
witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.
no wonder he can’t get it up.
so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.
i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.
you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.
after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.
i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.
if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.
enough danger for you yet?
you do remember that bullets hurt, right?
you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.
ass saved. you’re welcome.
you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.
you’re having another one of those 'gut feelings’, aren’t you?
you’ve already wasted so much of your life.
oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.
you were never as good as me.
keep your enemies close, right?
who gave that order?
if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.
if you really want to do something, you should.
shall we move the party upstairs?
so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?
let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.
i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.
i gave up an epic foursome to be here.
call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.
i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.
i need your help like i need a third boob.
- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.
i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.
i believe they call this interrogating!
we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!
if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.
nobody steals from me and gets away with it.
he’s not gonna change.
i thought you said lying was a bad thing.
you’re not from around here, are you?
you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.
pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.
please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.
i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?
a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?
you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?
he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.
i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.
have i done something to offend you?
ooh, whip out the cuffs then.
why shy away from a little bondage fun?
despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.
i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.
been a while since i had a good hunt.
you’d never lie to me, right?
stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.
why do they blame me for all their little failings?!
don’t call me that, please!