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[klugers]

   ❛     ────     &   𝑛𝑜𝑤   𝑖'𝑚   𝑖𝑛    𝑎    𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑬𝒀   𝑶𝑭𝑭    𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛   𝑜𝑓   𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑  !    ❜               ind.   /    sel.      DAPHNE  KLUGER    of   the     OCEAN’S  8    franchise.    adorned  by   TROOPER.

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do  i  make  daphne  klu.ger ?   or  do  i  catch  up  on  one  of  the  blogs  i  already  have  today?

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do  i  make  daphne  klu.ger ?   or  do  i  catch  up  on  one  of  the  blogs  i  already  have  today?

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          @southstayed​ sent:     wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?                                        -  𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗗  𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥  𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦  𝗙𝗔𝗥  𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥  𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡  𝗜𝗧  𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗.   ❛   actually  ,   believe  it  or  not  ,   i  have  been.   ❜    a  funny  story  she  gets  the  feeling  she  should  save  for   another   time.    ❛   girls   tend  not  to  like  me.   it’s  nothing  i’m  not  used  to.   then  again  ,   i  get  the  feeling  you  don’t  care  for  an  explanation.   ❜    ah  ,   to  learn  when  to  stop                     a  talent  she’s  never  excelled  in.    ❛   anyways  ,   i  wasn’t  asking  if  i  could  buy  you  a  drink  to   hit  on  you.   i  could  just  really  use  some   new   company.   ❜    which  ,   in  retrospect  still  sounds  incredibly   desperate.   now  she’s  become  that  weird  woman  at  the  bar  .  .  .   what  a  night.

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          @faultyoptimism​​ sent:     if you really want to do something,                                                   you should.                                        -  𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

❛   𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘  𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬  𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧.   ❜    although  ,   the  idea  scares.    ❛   i  just  don’t   know   what  that  something  is.   i   do   know  it’s  not  gonna  be  automatic  ,   whatever   it   is.   -  but  there’re  so  many  variables.   -  &  i’m  overthinking  again.   like  ,   when  you  started  to   really   pursue  your  art  .  .  .   was  it   HARD  ?   what  keeps  you  from  just  saying  screw  it  ?   ❜

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𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐘.

phoebe’s smile is blinding at rachel’s words, “of course we are – imagine if it was anyone else?? ross couldn’t handle our shoes!!” she reaches over to take rachels hand and squeeze it softly, “let’s get rid of them and find some more fun friends, though no one’ll be as hot as us.” she tilts her head, considering the offer. “do you think atlantic city is crazy enough?? maybe we should spin a globe and you can stop it with your finger and that’s where we’ll go??  we could bring joey if we really wanted – he’s the only friend we should keep.” 

❛   𝗢𝗛  ,   𝗚𝗢𝗗    ross  wouldn’t  make  it   FIVE MINUTES   before  sulking  himself  into  oblivion.   ❜    five  being  a  generous  number.    the  hand  grab  catches  attention.    a  quip  of  her  brow.    with  one  suggestion  ,   it’s  gone  a  step  further.    before  she  can  respond  to  one  thing  ,   as   usual  ,    phoebe’s  onto  the  next.   a  chuckle  falls.    ❛   before  we  start   jumping  the  globe   ,    do  you  even  have  a  passport  ,   cause  i  hate  to  break  it  to  ya  ,   but  that’s  gonna  put  us  back  a  few  steps.    oh!    but   what  if   .  .  .   let’s  say  ,   just  for  now  ,   we  stick  to  atlantic   city.   from  there  we  let  the  cards  decide.   if  we  win  big  ,   we  take  off.   you  ,   me  ,   &   joey.   we  just  gotta  make  sure  he  doesn’t  let  it  slip  to  chandler.   ❜

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i’m  here!   will  i  get  a  lot  done  tonight?   probably  not.

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the  one  where  i  definitely  don’t  need  another  muse  ,   but  there’s  ocean’s  hype  that’s  contagious  ,  now  i  kinda  want  a  daphne.

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         endless  visuals.   #001      \       t h e g a n g .

[snowangelalbum]

hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

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petition  for  everyone  to  add  a  friends  muse  to  their  repertoire.

[ladiscutee]

You do care. You care so much it’s eating you away. You hate the fact that you care so much but it’s the only thing you know how to do but you constantly lie to yourself just so you can get through the day.

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𝐈𝐀𝐍  𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐌.

@digsfashion​ said: ❝You’re very cute. You know that?❞ THE FLY SENTENCE STARTERS. ( accepting ! ) 

                                  𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. he was flattered and amused by the quick admission of course. his hand gestured through the air before fingers fiddled with the strap of his watch, lips still smiling as he cleared his throat. “ well uh — very keen observation…. and if i do say….say so myself the observation is mutual….. “ he offered in a casual manner while his tongue darted across his lips a moment.  finger wagging just a bit between them in that moment admiring her still his head tilting back, “ you’re very cute yourself. what uh…. what is it my new cute friend does? “ he inquired curiously. “ and …. “ he paused as he shifted in his seat at the table and glanced around. “ she have time for… for a coffee? “ 

𝗔  𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘   &&   𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥  𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚.    at  least  that’s  what  she   expected   of  the  evening.   there’re  moments  she  can’t  help  but  question  her  own   supportiveness   of  her  friends.   supportiveness  of  an   ex-boyfriend   at  that.   was  this  how  they  all  felt  before  the  met  gala?                        nah.   in  the  least  there’s  intriguing  company.   the  bullet’s  been  bitten   &   received.

❛   oh  ,   ya  don’t  say.   ❜   it’s  like  a  tick  fingers  brush  through  loose  locks.   still  got   it   ,   green.    ❛   well  ,   she   works  for  a   little   brand  called  ralph  lauren.   hoping   her   new  cute  friend  isn’t  about  to  launch  into  some  dinosaur  dissertation  ,   cause   believe  her   .  .  .   she’s  heard  it  all.   ❜    a  wave  of  the  hand  she  nearly  forgets  ,   such  realization  written  clear  across  her  expressions.   ❛   and   YES   yes   she  has   plenty   of  time  for  coffee.   now   .  .  .   tomorrow   .  .  .   later  this  week   .  .  .   now.   ❜   a  silent  prayer  for  a  granted  escape.

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𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑.

“uh, rach,” monica’s face can’t hide the look she sends her best friend, it’s one of distaste but mostly she looks pissed off. “you really wanna call chandler a jerk?? should we go through the list of people you’ve been with??” she’s not even that upset at rachel – if anything it’s that she’s already so upset that every little thing has the possibility of sending her off into the deep end. “this guy at the restaurant was just so mean, and when i tried to talk to him about it he told me i didn’t even have any real power there.” 

𝗦𝗛𝗘  𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗦  𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧  𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞  𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟.    ❛  c’mon  ,   mon !   i’m   K I D D I N G.   we  both  know  you  could  do  a  lot  worse  than  chandler.   ❜    thus  ,   she  knows  when  to  ease  up.    ❛   -and   no   we  don’t  need  to  go  there.   ❜    that  list’s  a  little   too   long  for  her  liking.    least  she  takes  the  hint.    rising  to  sit  beside  ,   an  arm  lazily  draped  over  shoulders  slender.    ❛   &&   we  both  know  that’s  not  true.   you  wanna  know  what   I   think ?    this   guy   probably  hasn’t  been  laid  in  weeks.   so  what  does  he  do ?   he  takes  it  out  on  the   first   confident  woman  he  sees.   tale  as  old  as  time.   why?   because  he  knows  you’re   better   than  him.   ❜

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me  ,   time  to  write  tonight.   also  me  ,   what  if  i  recreated  the  jurassic  park  ending  in  front  of  my  museum  in  ac?

[deivll]

    lucifer sentence starters     episode 4 - 6.

you broke into my house?

you were taking forever in the shower.

are you sleeping with this idiot?

never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life.

something very disturbing’s just happened. it’s horrific, really. for the second time, i’ve been thrown out of a woman’s house.

i mean, i appeal to the virile urge in all wo/men.

you need to go undercover, because you’re our best way in.

why is she able to refuse my charms?

people don’t have power over us. we give it to them. you have to take your power back.

i need to take back control. i need to behave like i always have.

i mean, it seems obvious now, actually - i need to have sex with her.

are you gonna help me or not?

you’re quite adorable when you’re flustered.

i’m not flustered, i’m nauseous.

okay, look. let me make myself perfectly clear: i will never, ever, ever sleep with you.

playing hard to get? i like it.

wow. you’ve never been rejected by a woman, have you?

the odds are definitely in your favour out there - probably not batting for the same team, but you never know. go forth and conquer. i know you want to.

i promise, if anyone here hurt your sibling, i’ll find them. and i’ll punish them.

if you weren’t so pent-up sexually, we’d be firing on all cylinders, i’d say.

i certainly don’t need any help getting wo/men into bed.

do you honestly think you can just ask people to have sex with you and they will?

you forget. i love pain.

men - they always want to talk!

we can get him/her back to where s/he belongs, if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

seriously, darling. are you well? the berries are ripe and ready to be harvested - i mean, look at me.

don’t. please.

if i get an STD from this thing, i’m gonna kill you.

is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you?

do not shush me.

a deal’s a deal - especially one with the devil.

i do believe there’s good and evil and right and wrong.

does it scare you?

i mean, how could i be scared of something i don’t believe in?

do i scare you?

either way, he’s going to get someone killed. probably himself.

this love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn’t it?

just hand over the cash, and no one gets hurt.

i believe that’s a fair request, actually, so just pop her around and the money’s yours.

greedy little jackal, aren’t you?

what is it about you and guns, eh?

what’s up, jackass?

hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.

i happen to be an expert on punishment, and i’m not sure it fits the crime here.

chlamydia, the clap, a raging case of crabs - that’s what you deserve. not death.

why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?

why does everyone say that before they’re punished?

come on, shoot me.

son of a bitch, that really hurts!

i don’t bleed!

i don’t lie. but i don’t always tell the whole truth.

can’t sleep when you’re not home.

the models don’t appear to be wearing any clothes.

you were shot and you bled. no sharp objects until we find out why.

the danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

now come on, tell me your most dangerous desire.

we need to get out of here now.

i am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

i got a taste of danger, and i want more.

that whackjob’s gonna totally get me killed.

tomato, tom-ah-to.

see, that’s why we make such great partners - the ‘he said, she said’ of it all.

when do i get my own gun?

i wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

if i’m gonna be forced to work with you again, i call the shots.

bloody hell! that hurt! do it again.

you know, i’m quite skilled in restraints.

let me guess, you did him a favour.

i process tragedy through my work.

that favour you owe me… i’m calling in my IOU.

i was trying to prevent more death.

well, aren’t we the little saint?

you are the oldest young person i’ve ever met.

i’m not gonna drink at a bar where everyone hates me.

did you ever consider that they hate you for that very reason?

well, somebody’s not being crowned homecoming queen, are they?

surely you’ve heard the expression 'deal with the devil’…?

people come to me to ask for favours and more often than not, i’m happy to oblige.

i don’t need your sympathy, but thank you.

firstly, let me state that i’m in no way standing up for my associate, but on behalf of myself, and only myself, i think you’re a complete sack of arse.

sadly, the only thing broken was that incontinent troll’s nose.

if i’m not going to look out for you, who will? hm?

maybe next time, i won’t be around to save your ass.

you and my backside used to get on well.

is it my thanks you want, or a kiss?

i don’t do favours for guys like you.

what is it with the men in my life?

act like a child, get treated like a child.

witnesses said they heard you making threats at the door.

no wonder he can’t get it up.

so you’re just gonna sit around and wait for revenge? that’s rather lazy.

i was promised a gang war, and instead, i get a crybaby. this is boring.

you know, they really don’t make bad guys like they used to.

after five years behind bars, a brothel would be my go-to.

i can’t be held responsible for what happens after i give someone a favour.

if there’s one thing the devil knows, it’s that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behaviour.

enough danger for you yet?

you do remember that bullets hurt, right?

you had your hero moment. stay down, or you’re gonna get shot.

ass saved. you’re welcome.

you’re addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall, to hell with the consequences.

you’re having another one of those 'gut feelings’, aren’t you?

you’ve already wasted so much of your life.

oh, well the good news is that whilst all dogs go to heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in hell.

you were never as good as me.

keep your enemies close, right?

who gave that order?

if you come clean now, i’ll go easy on you.

if you really want to do something, you should.

shall we move the party upstairs?

so what unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealised ambition then?

let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else - someone nice. someone mature.

i mean, getting murdered is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to him.

i gave up an epic foursome to be here.

call me when you’ve got a murder with a pulse - or at least someone good-looking.

i was hoping for a good shag just as a palate cleanser to wipe the foul taste of boredom from my mouth.

i need your help like i need a third boob.

- knew that was a mistake the moment it came out of my mouth.

i’ll have two tropic wonders and your face smashed into the ground.

i believe they call this interrogating!

we were like fish and chips - salt and pepper - hipsters and condescension!

if we’re gonna work together on this, you’re gonna have to trust me.

nobody steals from me and gets away with it.

he’s not gonna change.

i thought you said lying was a bad thing.

you’re not from around here, are you?

you can’t just smash two people together like barbies and think that that’s gonna fix things.

pardon the intrusion, you village people rejects, but one of you has stolen something that belongs to me.

please identify yourself, so i can punish you accordingly.

i thought we were past you thinking you’re invincible?

a few bad apples shouldn’t paint us all in a bad light, now should it?

you like being considered a criminal, don’t you?

he’s hiding something. we need to force it out of him.

i’ve sat in a parked car and not had sex.

have i done something to offend you?

ooh, whip out the cuffs then.

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

despite all your weirdness, i actually really like working with you.

i have never lied to you. and i will never lie to you.

been a while since i had a good hunt.

you’d never lie to me, right?

stick within the limits of your intellectual capacity.

why do they blame me for all their little failings?!

don’t call me that, please!