Your Local Jingle Hatted Court Jester, At Your Service.

Level 36 | NB Queer | Bats, Tats, and Steddie ⚠️ Minors DNI 🔞

[battythejester]

Hello friends, and welcome to my masterlist! This will consist entirely of Stranger Things fanfics; mostly focused on Steddie, with a smattering of Buckingham, GreatWise, and a myriad of other couples as well as a few little non-romance/non-romantic-relationship based fics. I hope you enjoy!

Unwound Fantasies (Open Up Your Mind - Extended Universe) College Theater/Coffee Shop AU | Modern Day/No Upside Down

Open Up Your Mind (Let Your Fantasies Unwind) [Steddie & Buckingham - E/124k WC]

Heavy Metal Drummer [GreatWise & Steddie - M/27k WC]

Proposal of a Songbird [Buckingham - G/2k WC]

Such Familiar Amity [Steddie & Buckingham - G/2.2k WC]

Playlist(s):

Steve's Walkin' Playlist (Chapter 5)

Corroded Coffin' Halloween Set (Chapter 16)

Look For The Light (Chasing Fireflies - Extended Universe) Canon Divergent/Childhood Friends To Enemies To Lovers | Butterfly Effect

Chasing Fireflies [Steddie, Buckingham, ElMax - M/211k WC]

Crawling (Through The Dark) [Steddie, Buckingham - M/135k WC]

Turn The Record Over: A Series Of Shorts [General - G/9k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Like Summer Sunshine [Steddie, Buckingham, ElMax - 18k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Playlist(s):

Max & Ellie's Gift-Mix For Steve (Chapter 19)

Don't Settle For Less (More Of Me - Extended Universe) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down

Less Of You (Means More Of Me) [Platonic Stobin - T/11k WC - Playlist Inspired]

There's More To Me Than You [Steddie, Buckingham - E/22k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Have You Any Wool (Two Paws Full) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down; Weresheep & Werewolf BMM Expanded Universe

Heart Of The Hunt (Sheep In Wolf's Clothing) [Steddie - E/2.8k WC]

Imagine (All Your Wicked Ways) [Steddie - E/8.3k WC]

Leather & Lace [Steddie - E/3.9k WC]

When I Took Your Love In [Steddie - M/2.7k WC]

A New Leash On Life (Hellfire Hounds - Extended Universe) Canon Divergent AU - Eddie Lives (Post Canon)

2nd Chances (Hellfire Hounds) [Steddie, ElMax - E/126k WC]

I'll Take It On My Knees [Steddie - E/2.1k WC]

Batty's Monsterfucker Madness (Inspired By The "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" by Kenkou Cross - A Series Of E-Rated Monsterfucker Fics) | Succubus (2.3k) | Slime (3k) | WereSheep/Werewolf [One (2.8k), Two (8.3k), & Three (3.9k)] | Flowkelp (2.8k) | Manticore (3k)| Vampire (13.8k) | Alraune (4k)

Eternity Is So Rewarding Scooby Doo & The Ghoul School Inspired AU [Steddie, Robin/Nancy/Chrissy, Jargyle - E/65.7k WC]

Survival In Motion Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Single Dad/Dance Teacher, Buckingham, Carol/Barb, Dustin/Erica - E/31.9k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Quit, Commit, See If We'd Fit Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Roommates - T/7.3k WC]

Finding Heaven In Your Skin Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Omegaverse - E/4.5k WC]

Keep The Mood Nice And Slow Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Masquerade, Ronance - E/4.9k WC]

Cold As A Hired Sword Historic AU/No Upside Down [Steddie - E/2.5k WC]

Break The Ice (I Can't Take It Anymore) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie, Wayne/Karen, Ronance - E/15.8k WC]

Paws & Effect Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie - G/7.3k WC]

Love Me Out Loud Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Sapphic Musicians Steddie, G/4.7k WC]

Cut My Heart Open (You'll Never Stop Running) Vague Time Period/No Upside Down [Reverse Trope Steddie; E/8.6k WC]

(You Give Me) A Feeling I Cannot Shake Post Canon Fix-It [Steddie; T/3.1k WC]

Baby Can't You Read The Signs? Modern Day AU/Omegaverse [Steddie, Background Carol/Barb; E/8.5k WC]

Color Key: Head Canons/Microfics/Prompts

| Did You Mean It / Every Word | Steve As Kesha | Dancing Forever | The Cookies Are Gone | Stobin Job Hunt |

Introducing Me (About The Author)

Divider Credit Master List

Batty's Tat-Tour

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[steddiebingo]

@battythejester HAS COMPLETED THEIR STEDDIE BINGO CARD!

@battythejester has submitted their bingo card and won the following badges during this round:

Round Three Badge

Maximalist Badge

Vertical Badge

Horizontal Badge

Corners Badge

Diagonal Badge

Blackout Badge

Prompt #1 Mating Hunt, Starcourt Mall, George Michael

Baby Can't You Read The Signs?, 8,551, E

Prompt #2 Fix-It, "Don't Laugh," True Love's Kiss

(You Give Me) A Feeling I Cannot Shake, 3,128, T

Prompt #3 Blood Kink, Sensation Sharing, Praise Kink

A Taste Of You, 13,811, E

Prompt #4 Wedding Night, Piercings, Lingerie

Leather & Lace, 3,992, E

Prompt #5 Matchmaker (Ch. 1), Spring, First Date, Demogorgon (Ch. 2)

Paws & Effect, 7,312, G

Prompt #6 Free Space, Poetry

Bloom, 4,027, E

Prompt #7 Alternate Universe, "Don'tcha Big Boy," "Do you feel it too?"

Cut My Heart Open (You'll Never Stop Running), 8,684, E

Prompt #8 "I forgive you," Music, Film

Love Me Out Loud, 4,707, G

Prompt #9 Fragile

When I Took Your Love In, 2,759, M

CONGRATULATIONS @battythejester FOR COMPLETING YOUR STEDDIE BINGO!

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[emeraldzephyr]

Mixtape Madness 2026:

Chosen Ones - Megadeth

Written for the @steddiebingo Mixtape Madness event!

After a long day in the pool, the older and younger teens gather in Steve's basement for a movie night. Tonight's feature film? Some weird medieval movie Eddie brought that Steve had never heard of. But Eddie was so excited to share it with him that he would give it a shot, even if it wasn't his typical pick. But when Eddie - in his enthusiastic way - starts getting a little touchy as he is whispering all sorts of things about the movie, Steve doesn't quite know what to do. Because Eddie was a tactile person, so it didn't mean anything. Right?

Read on AO3

[canineyuri]

fruity four dogs + stobins

[back-2-basics-cb]

It’s here!

The moment you have all been waiting for has finally come. The mod team is beyond proud to present the Back 2 Basics first edition coloring book!

Below you will find the drive folder with the option to view and print in either color OR grayscale. Please remember to give these lovely people some applause, as they’ve all worked so very hard to bring you this coloring book!!

Complete PDFs!! - Google Drive

As a reminder, the mod team is looking for new hall monitors! We have a few different spots available, so if you’re interested, please come back in about an hour for the mod application.

The next run of the coloring book will open for sign ups JUNE 1ST, and will send out emails JULY 6TH. The schedule is being updated as we speak and will be released here when ready, so pay attention to this blog!

Again, thank you all so very much for your participation and interest.

See you in the next run! 🩵

- The Hall Monitors 🧸

[battythejester]

Hello friends, and welcome to my masterlist! This will consist entirely of Stranger Things fanfics; mostly focused on Steddie, with a smattering of Buckingham, GreatWise, and a myriad of other couples as well as a few little non-romance/non-romantic-relationship based fics. I hope you enjoy!

Unwound Fantasies (Open Up Your Mind - Extended Universe) College Theater/Coffee Shop AU | Modern Day/No Upside Down

Open Up Your Mind (Let Your Fantasies Unwind) [Steddie & Buckingham - E/124k WC]

Heavy Metal Drummer [GreatWise & Steddie - M/27k WC]

Proposal of a Songbird [Buckingham - G/2k WC]

Such Familiar Amity [Steddie & Buckingham - G/2.2k WC]

Playlist(s):

Steve's Walkin' Playlist (Chapter 5)

Corroded Coffin' Halloween Set (Chapter 16)

Look For The Light (Chasing Fireflies - Extended Universe) Canon Divergent/Childhood Friends To Enemies To Lovers | Butterfly Effect

Chasing Fireflies [Steddie, Buckingham, ElMax - M/211k WC]

Crawling (Through The Dark) [Steddie, Buckingham - M/135k WC]

Turn The Record Over: A Series Of Shorts [General - G/9k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Like Summer Sunshine [Steddie, Buckingham, ElMax - 18k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Playlist(s):

Max & Ellie's Gift-Mix For Steve (Chapter 19)

Don't Settle For Less (More Of Me - Extended Universe) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down

Less Of You (Means More Of Me) [Platonic Stobin - T/11k WC - Playlist Inspired]

There's More To Me Than You [Steddie, Buckingham - E/22k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Have You Any Wool (Two Paws Full) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down; Weresheep & Werewolf BMM Expanded Universe

Heart Of The Hunt (Sheep In Wolf's Clothing) [Steddie - E/2.8k WC]

Imagine (All Your Wicked Ways) [Steddie - E/8.3k WC]

Leather & Lace [Steddie - E/3.9k WC]

When I Took Your Love In [Steddie - M/2.7k WC]

A New Leash On Life (Hellfire Hounds - Extended Universe) Canon Divergent AU - Eddie Lives (Post Canon)

2nd Chances (Hellfire Hounds) [Steddie, ElMax - E/126k WC]

I'll Take It On My Knees [Steddie - E/2.1k WC]

Batty's Monsterfucker Madness (Inspired By The "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" by Kenkou Cross - A Series Of E-Rated Monsterfucker Fics) | Succubus (2.3k) | Slime (3k) | WereSheep/Werewolf [One (2.8k), Two (8.3k), & Three (3.9k)] | Flowkelp (2.8k) | Manticore (3k)| Vampire (13.8k) | Alraune (4k)

Eternity Is So Rewarding Scooby Doo & The Ghoul School Inspired AU [Steddie, Robin/Nancy/Chrissy, Jargyle - E/65.7k WC]

Survival In Motion Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Single Dad/Dance Teacher, Buckingham, Carol/Barb, Dustin/Erica - E/31.9k WC - INCOMPLETE]

Quit, Commit, See If We'd Fit Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Roommates - T/7.3k WC]

Finding Heaven In Your Skin Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Omegaverse - E/4.5k WC]

Keep The Mood Nice And Slow Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie Masquerade, Ronance - E/4.9k WC]

Cold As A Hired Sword Historic AU/No Upside Down [Steddie - E/2.5k WC]

Break The Ice (I Can't Take It Anymore) Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie, Wayne/Karen, Ronance - E/15.8k WC]

Paws & Effect Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Steddie - G/7.3k WC]

Love Me Out Loud Modern Day AU/No Upside Down [Sapphic Musicians Steddie, G/4.7k WC]

Cut My Heart Open (You'll Never Stop Running) Vague Time Period/No Upside Down [Reverse Trope Steddie; E/8.6k WC]

(You Give Me) A Feeling I Cannot Shake Post Canon Fix-It [Steddie; T/3.1k WC]

Baby Can't You Read The Signs? Modern Day AU/Omegaverse [Steddie, Background Carol/Barb; E/8.5k WC]

Color Key: Head Canons/Microfics/Prompts

| Did You Mean It / Every Word | Steve As Kesha | Dancing Forever | The Cookies Are Gone | Stobin Job Hunt |

Introducing Me (About The Author)

Divider Credit Master List

Batty's Tat-Tour

[battythejester]

Baby Can't You Read The Signs? (8551 words) by Batty_The_Jester Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Barbara "Barb" Holland/Carol Perkins, Robin Buckley/Chrissy Cunningham Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Carol Perkins, Jason Carver Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Besties Carol Perkins & Eddie Munson, Alpha Steve Harrington, Omega Eddie Munson, Alpha Carol Perkins, Beta Barbara "Barb" Holland, mating hunt, Unconventional Mating Hunt Participation, Altered States (Not Main Pairing), Explicit Smut, Knotting, Mating Bites, Mating Bond, Oblivious Eddie Munson, Alpha Jason Carver, Steve Harrington Has Good Parents, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Attempted Assault (Not Main Pairing), classic omegaverse, Omegaverse, Breeding Kink, scruffing, Secret Omega Eddie Munson Summary: Every so often, when the seasons turn and they grow impatient, the Hawkins Elite play at 'bringing back the glory of the old days' with a now less than traditional mating hunt. Their children are kidnapped, drugged, tagged, and collared to contain them in a designated locked down area; guaranteeing they will end up mated to someone of their parent's determined standard and class all the while making a game of the lives they consider their property. Many even gambling on which of their children will be paired. This year, they have been set free in the woods near Lovers Lake. Eddie Munson just wanted coffee before heading in for a shift at his soul crushing mall job, looking past the unassuming but literal signs warning him to go elsewhere… and unfortunately for him, Eddie's always been good at running. Steddie Bingo Round 3 Prompt(s): Mating Hunt, Starcourt Mall, George Michael

[yesornopolls]

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onMay 29

[back-2-basics-cb]

COVER REVEAL!

Hi everyone! I am so, so happy to announce that the artist for the Back2Basics cover is….:

@corrodedheartsclub ! Thank you so much for submitting this (and for participating!)

The full PDF (print ready) will be up for release on

05/27

[resande]

good boy.

[resande]

brat tamer.

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[battythejester]

(You Give Me) A Feeling I Cannot Shake (3128 words) by Batty_The_Jester Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Canon Fix-It, After The Roof Of WSKQ Scene, pre-steddie, kind of anyway, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Fix-It, Lyrics Are Poetry, Fairy Tale Like Scenario, True Love's Kiss, Light Hurt/Comfort, Open Ending, I Promise They Ride Off Into The Sunset Post-Ending, light fluff, Eddie Munson Lives Summary: Hours after Steve, Robin, Nancy, and Jonathan meet at the top of WSKQ to drink, catch up, and celebrate another year without an Upside Down Incident -- Steve finds himself in Forest Hills, a little buzzed, a bit sad, speaking to the sky to update the other person who should have been on that rooftop with them; until a voice from the past calls to him from the tree line. Rewriting the end of a story that ended far too soon. Steddie Bingo Round 3 Prompt(s): Poetry, Fix-It, "Don't Laugh," & True Love's Kiss

[thatsbelievable]

[battythejester]

A Taste Of You (13811 words) by Batty_The_Jester Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, brief mentions of:, Dustin Henderson, Gareth (Stranger Things), Unnamed Freak (Stranger Things), Jeff (Stranger Things) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Season 5 Trailer Compliant (No S5 Spoilers), season 4 fix-it, Queer Steve Harrington, Gay Eddie Munson, Vampire Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson as Kas The Betrayer-Adjacent, Monsterfucker Steve Harrington, transformations, Blook Drinking, Dubious Consent, Traditional Vampire Lore Meets Modern Day Lore, Memories Through Blood Drinking, Porn With Plot, Open but happy ending, Scent Kink, marking kink, Top Eddie Munson, Bottom Steve Harrington, monsterlover, Arm Bindings, Transformation During Blood Drinking, Forced edging, Rough Sex, then soft sex, reassurance, Anal Sex, No Season 5 Spoilers, Frottage, cumming untouched, Okay now there's plot, Praise Kink, Sensation Sharing, Blood Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort Series: Part 9 of Batty's Monsterfucker Madness Summary: Eddie Munson has been dead for nine days. Death had been… kinder to him than he’d expected. Not a single lick of heat from the flames of hell beating against his skin or any evil little guys with pitchforks pulling him apart to make him pay for his sins. It was almost pleasant - nothing like the ‘good, Christian folk’ of Hawkins had always said would be waiting for him - but there weren’t any soothing light, trumpets, or the warmth of heaven like his mother has always said waited on the other side either. Then, something stirs above his grave, pulling him from the haze of the voice he's slept in for what feels like a blink and an eternity all at once, and he finds himself across town. Standing at a familiar door… waiting for it to open for him.

Steddie Bingo Round 3 Prompt(s): Blood Kink, Sensation Sharing, Praise Kink.