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Semi-Indie SolluxBot RP blog, run by Chibi!

[musingmemes]

On anonymous, send me questions you’d like to know about my muse / how I portray my muse.

[sicklywhitedudes]

the “which mutual am i” ask game but you have to kin assign them a tumblr sexyman

[dii2placed]

! What's ur opinion on Dirk

diidnt liike hiim at fiir2t but he2 growiing on me

he2 weiirdly chiill all the tiime and iit2 not a bad thiing ii gue22

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[dii2placed]

2iince iim a robot now ii could make any part of my2elf iintwo one of tho2e 2hiitty mood riing2 and no one could 2top me

[stormpainter]

do it

[dii2placed]

iill have diirk get the aiirbru2h

[dii2placed]

2iince iim a robot now ii could make any part of my2elf iintwo one of tho2e 2hiitty mood riing2 and no one could 2top me

[stormpainter]

dii2placed​:

parameter2: ii get jerked off

hypothe2ii2: youll get two 2ee my bulge2

is this about gettin your junk fixed so it looks like your junk?

[dii2placed]

iit2 not nearly a2 fun when you ju2t 2ay iit liike that but yeah

[stormpainter]

dii2placed​:

very important 2ciience

usually science’s got like

parameters, and fuckin hypothosises

[dii2placed]

parameter2: ii get jerked off

hypothe2ii2: youll get two 2ee my bulge2

[stormpainter]

what the fuck is goin on

[dii2placed]

iim conviinciing equiiu2 two 2tart a liife of criime by jerkiing me off for 2ciience what el2e

[stormpainter]

what exactly kinda science is that?

[dii2placed]

very important 2ciience

[stormpainter]

you motherfuckers don know how to trim posts do ya

[techpon3]

A whole CVS receipt about dudes being dudes.

[dii2placed]

ha2htag ju2t guy thiing2

bro2 beiing bro2

[stormpainter]

what the fuck is goin on

[dii2placed]

iim conviinciing equiiu2 two 2tart a liife of criime by jerkiing me off for 2ciience what el2e

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> Sollu% is, again, making a habit of being unreasonable

[dii2placed]

cant a guy have hii2 be2t bro jerk him off for 2ciience now and agaiin ii dont thiink iit2 unrea2onable

[techpon3]

My thoughts exactly.

[dii2placed]

once ii have both bulge2 well talk

[techpon3]

Let me mark that on my calendar, circle it, surround it with dicks.

[dii2placed]

break out the diick 2haped po2t iit2 for thii2 monumental occa22iion when ii have fiinally become the ea2tern alterniian porn fanta2y iive alway2 wanted two be

[techpon3]

Finally, something new and interesting to stream.

[dii2placed]

oh fuck no my new beautiiful bod ii2 not for iimperiial plea2ure and ii know 2he watche2 your 2tream2

[techpon3]

Private stream then. Just you and me and my 1000 carapacian followers.

[dii2placed]

be2t 2how theyll ever 2ee fuck yeah te2t my functiionaliity

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> Sollu% is, again, making a habit of being unreasonable

[dii2placed]

cant a guy have hii2 be2t bro jerk him off for 2ciience now and agaiin ii dont thiink iit2 unrea2onable

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> I do not know why I am even slightly entertaining this 100di% notion

[dii2placed]

becau2e you know iit2 the riight thiing two do

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> I

D --> Do not know that

[dii2placed]

really thiink about iit eq you know iit2 both morally ju2t and correct two jerk me off iit2 really the only logiical 2tep at thii2 poiint

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> I am not sure it is legal, regardless of the many other protests I have to this statement

D --> And every statement before it

[dii2placed]

one liittle criime wont hurt you eq no matter how much you thiink iit wiill

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> That is still on my original post, you know

[dii2placed]

get rekt

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> Sollu% is, again, making a habit of being unreasonable

[dii2placed]

cant a guy have hii2 be2t bro jerk him off for 2ciience now and agaiin ii dont thiink iit2 unrea2onable

[techpon3]

My thoughts exactly.

[dii2placed]

once ii have both bulge2 well talk

[techpon3]

Let me mark that on my calendar, circle it, surround it with dicks.

[dii2placed]

break out the diick 2haped po2t iit2 for thii2 monumental occa22iion when ii have fiinally become the ea2tern alterniian porn fanta2y iive alway2 wanted two be

[techpon3]

Finally, something new and interesting to stream.

[dii2placed]

oh fuck no my new beautiiful bod ii2 not for iimperiial plea2ure and ii know 2he watche2 your 2tream2

[shippedoutstrength]

D --> Sollu% is, again, making a habit of being unreasonable

[dii2placed]

cant a guy have hii2 be2t bro jerk him off for 2ciience now and agaiin ii dont thiink iit2 unrea2onable

[techpon3]

My thoughts exactly.

[dii2placed]

once ii have both bulge2 well talk

[techpon3]

Let me mark that on my calendar, circle it, surround it with dicks.

[dii2placed]

break out the diick 2haped po2t iit2 for thii2 monumental occa22iion when ii have fiinally become the ea2tern alterniian porn fanta2y iive alway2 wanted two be

[dii2placed]

ii cant beliieve iim beiing cucked by clown2