Metal tits are my specialty.

((Wip No game au Dirk Strider from the Timelocked timeline. Follows from canthugeveryzahhak))

[clockworkwizard-moved-deactivat]

driving gloves are so slutty and for what. that hole in the back of the glove? that's the boob window for the back of your hand.

[clockworkwizard-moved-deactivat]

idk there's just something about them.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[machine-unlearning]

[ontologicallyevilseme]

big dicks are kind of not even that sexy. They have no moe factor

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[bransonreese]

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]

[sunderwight]

Rewatching the Disney classic animated films for Reasons and it really is funny how often they're just like, well some of the wildest shit you've ever heard in your life happened but we aren't animating that. Moving on!

Like these are absolutely groundbreaking works of art and labor and they achieved a ton so am not knocking them! I just appreciate the audacity. The dwarfs built Snow White a glass coffin and set her up in a special shrine in the woods. Use Your Imagination For This. Geppetto got eaten by a whale while he was looking for Pinocchio, we also have no idea how he managed that, ANYWAY he is in the whale now we're moving on we're already done with the questions about how he got in the goddamn whale. Maleficent's minions scoured the land for the missing princess. Not sure why they bothered when she was still cursed anyway but it does sound like a cool sequence. Which you will not be getting. Next!

[elf-kid2]

It's in the grand tradition of Stage Plays where, rest assured, some AMAZING things happened Just Off Stage!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

[apricops]

wikipe-tan bashfully acquiescing into doing more and more embarrassing kinks in the name of academic thoroughness

[apricops]

“You… you need a p-public domain image for bimbofication?” and so on and so forth

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

the literal first image on shipping discourse is wikipe-tan age gap yuri

[apricops]

I love this image so much. it’s so lovingly made. it’s so earnest. it was made with a level of passion and delicacy exclusively reserved for perverts. this was not “we need an image for shipping discourse haha wouldn’t this be silly” this was made with more yearning than the human body can bear

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ANIMAL PRESERVE" (2004), HOBVIAS SUDONEIGHM

[godisafujoshi]

Buss that, I say BUSS THAT pussy open, for Dr. Leghorn (OBGYN)

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[adamtotscomix]