[breadedsinner]

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

[squided]

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it. 

[f1rstperson]

“I think my labor is worth a livable amount money” how millennial of you

[whatbigotspost]

Who is the crusty old sponge who would type this sentence and think “yup. That’s my genuine, excellent thought!!!” ??

[tenderfeeling]

[reginasphalanges]

#relatable

[rose-goldennnn]

Asked her what she needed and she looked at me

[chroniclesofasinglelady-deactiv]

🗣

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[meanplastic]

Astrology Tumblr: Your sign says you’re a french fry

Me: ME AS FCUK

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[diiscounted]

if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[succulentbud]

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

[succulentbud]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adahjones]

BIIIIIIITCH

[nanningbee]

[lemaddy-art]

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[ellyllonselegantemporium]

[pokeyinak]

We are connected.