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"Like"ing or "+1"ing your own post is the same as declaring yourself an idiot.

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All of the contestants on Ann Widdecombe's new gameshow, Cleverdicks, have to be called Richard.

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It is believed that due to Simon Cowell's strict diet, his excrement is full of proteins, ideal for crops. Farmers are paying high prices for a "Cowell Pat".

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Despite it's complexity, the cheapest sport for youngsters to play is Quiditch.

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1 in 3 people will struggle to spell the word d̶̶i̶̶o̶̶r̶̶r̶̶e̶̶a̶ d̶̶i̶̶a̶̶r̶̶h̶̶e̶̶a̶ diarrhea.

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Snowboarding is like Water-boarding but you are tortured with much colder water.

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Johnny Cash was a big fan of a Chicken Phaal.

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The guy who played Lady Penelope's chauffeur in The Thunderbirds movie was not only a good driver but he was an excellent Parker.

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85% of people in an English speaking country know Karate and at least 2 other Japanese words.

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Alex Ferguson as pre-ordered the new iPad. He believes it is the quickest way to get 16 more Gigs.

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The current exchange rate is about 4.5 per second.

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When Gandalf gets his cooker repaired he often uses hob bits.

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The song "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners was originally written as a soundtrack to an Adult film of the same name.

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The new iPad3 will be made from a mixture of Gorilla Glass and the tears of Foxconn workers.

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In America Shrove Tuesday is called "Cake o'pan day".

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Everyone will experience the "Ghost Poo" at least 4 times in their lifetime. (Ghost Poo is a poo you know you passed, but there is no trace of it in the bowl))

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Toadstools are used by rodents as umbrellas.