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Oh Canada. SMH. Much love to you.
Oh Canada
I had a thought...
I know, weird right?
Anyways what is up with Canada?
I mean, I love the place to death. Super peaceful. Everyone's nice (its true) And they're pretty multicultural which is really good. Clearly socialism (almost) is the way to go. But regardless of all that good stuff. What the fudge is up? Canada is seriously super weird. In a very harmless and funny way.
I moved here a while back and one thing that I noticed was that every single freaking person from cradle to grave drinks freaking tea!!!! What the fudge?!
As a hater of tea...no offence to all you tea junkies out there...I simply don't get the appeal of drinking tea at all, but I accept it. But seriously, EVERYONE here drinks a ridiculously huge amount of tea!!!!
I'm all for the whole "to each his own" shite but wow.
I had a friend who got tea for christmas. She almost died of excitement. --------> -_- that is my face right now. Really? really? REALLY? Please someone save me from my horrid lack of knowledge with regards to tea. Tell me please, what am I missing?! I actually really want to know so that wasn't a rhetorical question.
Moving on from the tea.
Maple Syrup is next on my agenda.
Canadians love their maple syrup.
Like seriously.
I'm not even exaggerating
Every person's wallet probably smells like maple syrup to because some of their new bills smell like it. Its that serious.
Now, I don't like maple syrup.
I prefer the artificial stuff like president's choice or great value or aunt gemima.
So you can imagine how much fun I had when my school went on a freaking field trip to some maple syrup cowboy mix thing.
Yes there is a celebration.
We had to watch a video about the process of making maple syrup and then answer questions about it.
Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.
There are two things wrong with that.
1. The fact that they have a whole celebration based on maple syrup.
2. The fact that its a cowboy thingy.
Why is everything cowboy-ish??? Last time I checked (and I'm not the best at geography) Canada was in the north.
Hold on...Let me search the definition of a cowboy.
According to google (or some dictionary website) a cowboy is
1. a man, typically one on horseback, who herds and tends cattle, especially in the western US and as represented in westerns and novels.
or
2. a person who is reckless or careless, especially when driving an automobile.
Last time I checked, Calgary was none of the above. So why the fudge to they have the Calgary Stampede - one of if not the biggest attraction in Calgary which is centered around cowboys?
Please my followers...help me understand.
I love Canada though seriously. This is not me complaining about this great nation (just in case the government is looking) :P
When you're in the wrong place at the wrong time you...
1. Awkwardly walk away and hope you weren't noticed.
2. Pretend you're exactly where you're supposed to be.
3. Blame it on the guy next to you.
4. Laugh in hopes of diffusing the awkwardness.
5. Say the word "awkward" in a singsong voice.
6. Stare.
Which one are you?
Ohmyfreakinggosh!!! I love happy endings, it's like the best show for people who enjoy listening to 30 minutes of stupidity. Next to New Girl
its Ah-mah-ziiing (classic penny)
Lol this is hilarious
Intro
What's up people?!
So I'm going to be going (lol) by DIKI-Kae on here as you can probably tell. (dur) Anyways, I'm new to tumblr. I actually have no idea what goes on here. Embarrassing I know. Buuuuuuutt I decided to make this blog to talk about some random crap. Like I legitimately don't know what the fuurk I want to talk about so I'll be taking requests if you email me ([email protected]).
Before you think I'm a loser, let me clarify something for you. I am a loser lol. I was seriously bored one Wednesday night and decided to start a blog. On tumblr of all places. WTF?? Who da furk does that right? Well, apparently, this weirdo does. Annyyways, I'm probably going to blabber a hall of a lot on this blog and not get any followers but what the heck, I've got nothing to lose - I hope.
So yesterday, it would seem to some people that I actually just opened my computer for the first fuuurking time in my life because I just discovered some freaking hilarious youtubers that I thought I should share with whatever person like me who ends up reading this post. Waaaiiit for itt......
Joey Graceffa
Shane Dawson
Zoella
Jenna Marbles
Tyler Oakley
and my all time fave so far
TROYE SIVAN
Those people....smh. Pure talent of hilarity. I am actually so jelly. Spread some of the talent people I'm dying over here!!! I never understood my friends when they came to class talking all about this zalfie nonsense or "OMG, did you here what Tyler Oakley said?!" I was always like biyotch please. I've got more important things to do. But then school got out and my life became the most boring thing ever so now I am a loyal follower of the above people.
Oh and before I forget, Troye Sivan's album is like the best thing I've ever listened to. I love Happy Little Pill!! and a bunch of others. It also helps that he is definitely a sight for sore eyes. I watched like all of those guys's videos yesterday and today and I am absolutely hooked. I have to make it to playlist live someday.
Anyways, this is way longer than I thought it was going to be so I'm just going to end here.
P.S. It would totally make my life if one of the above people followed me.(is that what they call it on here or is that just twitter? :/ ) But whatever. I bet they're pretty cool people.
Okay I lied. Its not over yet. This was just an intro to my randomness. I'm thinking of making a blogspot too but I don't know if I'm THAT committed to this. Hmmm... we'll see. If anyone reads this then email me with your opinion and follow me. But then again, I don't really expect people to read it.
So on a random note...I just found out that there are a heck of a lot of people my age that are pretty furking rich and I'm sitting here making a blog about the most "interesting" thing that happened to me lately. (I use the term interesting loosely because my life is pretty furking boring) Woooooow. That is all I have to say about that. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that way.
Lol wouldn't it be funny if, by some twisted luck, this blog becomes super popular and my claim to internet stardom....no Kae, its not going to happen - damnit to heck. (but it could...*eerie music*)
Sooooooo....as nutella prices rise (fudge), boys with giant hands are discovered, and the Biebs's and Taylor Swift perfumes fail....DIKI-Kae posts her first blog ever.
How do you like it?