Cosimo Galluzzi

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we're not kids anymore.
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@dila2
Oh Iâm an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. Thatâs fine. Itâs harmless, and I donât know whatâs going on in this womanâs life. Iâll give her the benefit of the doubt sheâs not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from âindifferentâ to âIâm gonna fuck with this womanâs head.â Now I would say Iâm a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course Iâm not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. Thatâs shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like Iâm studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of âoccultyâ jewelry Iâm wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
âWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?â
I chuckled, and shake my head. âNothing at all.â I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. âBut every time something bad happens to you today, youâre gonna be thinking of me.â
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Stop being afraid to live deliciously
#sam âmy brother and his boyfriend is fighting and iâm tired of this shitâ winchester
no context dean winchester (part two)
Joe.
Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
I donât understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.
Viscount: [angrily] âSir, you will find the word âfearâ is not in my vocabulary!â
Joe: [stonefaced] âPerhaps. But itâs in your eyes.â
I know for a fact Iâve told this story on here before but Iâll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked âcash, debit or credit how are you paying, maâam?â And she said âthatâs none of your business.â And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question
me: needs to be busy so i donât fall into depression also me: canât handle being busy due to the adhd and anxietyÂ
I made dis
technically itâs a ferret
Thereâs your âgood copsâ
I wasnât asked to a single dance in high school and didnât have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didnât deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, âyouâll find someoneâ, when it should have been, âyou donât need a relationship or a date, youâre lovable & complete & beautiful on your ownâ.
So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. Thereâs more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.
Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you donât want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.
Kylie Jenner being the youngest âself madeâ billionaire in history is so funny to me like as if she wasnât a millionaire when she was a teen, as if she didnât have connections to dominate the makeup industry, as if she didnât have the means to promote her brand like a crazy human. As if
thereâs nothing influential in rich people getting richer and richer. and I didnât even mean to go there but is it even ethical to be a BILLIONAIRE these days? Kim there are people that are dying
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday wonât be shocked when i donât wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i donât unlock for no reason other than laziness
House intruders (donât call the police)
That ritual is synonymous with adulthood.