Vicious Thighs

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[liartownusa]

Comedy Horse LIVE AT CLIP-CLOPS

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I really don’t see much point in going to open mics, I’ll never top acts like this

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"Oh maybe I'll let tinder show me men for awhile" (This was not deep in a conversation, my two messages there are the only two I sent)

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Inspired by Monday’s presentations, I made a series of screenshots taken from the Boiler Room sets of various female DJs, showing the inevitable moment when a man comes along to interfere/mansplain/lurk. Needless to say, you almost never see this when guys are DJing. Gotta love sexism.

From top: Suki Quasimodo, Ellen Allien, Laura Jones, Maya Jane Coles, Sarah Farina, La Fleur, Dinky

-Ellis

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Googled the number from a missed call, found the saddest story.

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I laugh every time I look at this

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One year ago today

I flew across the ocean to visit someone I love, and boy is my heart tired. 

(I shouldn’t mope; I’ve even visited once since then - I’d just really hoped to get back there again this fall, but due to work instability haven’t been able to plan anything yet)

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Not sure how this escaped my notice in high school, considering it sounds like literally every non-loud-guitar song I loved in grade 12.

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This is a new show, run by some dudes who already run great shows, and I’m pretty happy about being asked to be on the first edition, tomorrow night!

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Nice of my ex’s dad to get in touch for the first time in 7 years <3

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There’s absolutely no reason why this movie should improve my bad/lonely mood so much, but it’s best not to question these things.  

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It’s 2015, oceans shouldn’t still be this big

Seriously considering going to the ombudsperson, tbh.

(in completely unrelated news, I miss someone very much)

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This is somehow sadder than “baby shoes”.

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It’s fun being a lady on the internet/anywhere on the planet, because men think we’re stupid!

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This show makes me SO HAPPY.

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How does one dress

...for a social engagement when one is completely uncertain whether the invitation was extended in the spirit of “post-breakup consolation drinks”, or “please have a threesome with us”?

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It's okay to feel like a garbage bag, just remember to take yourself out.

A sad and gross thing that felt way too deep and real when I thought it earlier

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First dude I’ve bothered to engage in conversation since reactivating OKCupid. First few messages seemed promising to the point that I was ready to suggest grabbing a drink - until he shoehorned this into the conversation. 

(Yes, sex is an important part of my relationships, but nothing about my profile or preceding messages indicate that I’m there solely to hook up. This is an in-person topic!)