previously egg, no longer egged

minors DNI, there's no nsfw but there's the occasional sex joke

[kaidenchii]

Revelations 16:3

“Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.”

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[tvneon]

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[bagofbirds]

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

[worsecats]

[kitsu-katsu]

If the last tumblr sexyman poll accomplishes anything I really hope it's that more undertale fans will go watch dungeon meshi

PLEASE DO! IT'S AMAZING!! IN EVERY WAY!

- It's written by a woman (Ryoko Kui my goat)

- The manga art is immaculate

- The anime animation is chef kiss

- The most popular ship in the fandom is femslash

- Senshi is actually considered a sexyman canonically

- Our main guy Laios is very autistic and it's incredibly plot relevant. May I say the plot just wouldn't happen if it weren't for this guy's special interest

- It has a sassy aroace cat girl as part of the main cast

- A union man and divorced dad is part of the main cast

- The humor is top tier, the editing in the anime is peak

- The food is really thought out and beautifully animated, always advancing the plot in some way and giving Senshi the opportunity to teach us about ecosystems in the dungeon

- It approaches the DND-like dungeon as an actual ecosystem with biodiversity and niches and a food chain, and it's very thought out

- The way the society of all "human" species is built and how the cultures interact and influence each other is also really thought out

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[winonaparadise]

they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーの໊さん: 「https://t.co/tzwncLo8M2」 / Xから)

[taujr-resort]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026