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Just call me lady!

Yandere fanfiction mostly, meaning there are many triggering and dark themes.

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Fandoms; Jojo’s bizarre adventure, hunter x hunter, the last of us, resident evil, Demon slayer, Death note, Chainsawman, Spiderman Across the Spider-verse, Mystic Messenger, Obey Me, Frankenstein (2025), Dispatch.

~ = non-yandere

* = NSFW

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[dilfartist]

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[local-degen]

I need a threesome fic with them ngl—

[melodicwriter]

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Yandere Prime Assets Headcanons

♡ A/N: Happy Valentines Days, lovies! ♡ Also, to all the Kress Twins fans reading this, they're coming very soon! I didn't forget them, I just wanted to have these out in time for the holiday.

♡ Something Important to Note: In these headcanons, romantic, platonic, and sexual attraction are treated as three different things. If a character is mentioned to be sexually attracted to you, that doesn't mean that they're necessarily romantically attracted to you. The type of attraction they have towards you is left to your imagination/discretion ♡

CW: Obsessive, overprotective, possessive, and violent behavior, mentions of mutilation, non-fatal electrocution, drills and drilling, firearm usage, non-sexual spanking, beatings, mentions of sex and sexual attraction but nothing explicit, excessive swearing, subtle themes of forced age regression, mentions of breaking limbs, force-feeding/drinking, brief mentions of castration and skinning (not towards reader or the prime assets), non-consentual touching (non-sexual), these characters are their own warning

Sergeant Leland Coyle

♡ Possessive, violent, and cruel, Coyle is (arguably) the worst Prime Asset to have obsessed with you.

♡ He thinks of himself as morally superior to everyone he encounters, and will constantly lecture you about his supposed virtuosity and others’ degeneracy any chance he can. Coyle acts like he’s the teacher, and you’re his naive pupil who needs to be protected and taught the ways of the world. His constant repetition of the things he wants you to believe aren’t just so that they’ll stick in your head, but are also a subconscious reassurance to himself.

♡ Coyle is obsessed with power, and especially with having it over you. He’ll always take the dominant role in any of your interactions and will react with rage and violence if you try to (or if he thinks you’re trying to) challenge his authority. 

♡ He’s unbelievably possessive. If you come into a trial with any other reagents, Coyle will become extremely aggressive and try to kill everyone but you on sight. He’ll accuse them of being predatory perverts who only want to get in your pants and tell them that he won’t let them “take what’s his”. In the same breath, he’ll yell at you for being promiscuous and will declare that he won’t let you make a cuckold out of him.

♡ Coyle is constantly looking for reasons to punish you. It’s partially to satisfy his sadism, but he does genuinely view each punishment as a teaching moment. He wants to teach you (more accurately, break you) as soon as he can, as he justifies it. Although he acts extremely violent and cruel towards you a lot of the time, he always comes up with a reason or excuse, because he would actually feel bad if he hurt you without justifying it to himself.

♡ Coyle will use his baton against you often. It’s normally to incapacitate or punish you, but he’ll also jab and crackle it at you if he wants to herd you somewhere and doesn’t want to/can’t drag or carry you. He also tries to mark you with it, because he gets very jealous when he thinks of you outside the trials, interacting with other people. He satiates the feeling by shocking you in noticeable places just enough to leave marks. When he’s not using its electricity on you, he’s swatting or beating you with it, or using it to trip you/sweep your legs.

♡ Coyle likes to hunt you down when you’re in the trials. He likes the thrill of the hunt in general, but it’s also because it feels much more satisfying when he finds you (and has an excuse to punish you). While you’re hiding from him, he’ll constantly call out for you, talk about how he’s going to punish you when he finds you, and will make lecherous comments (if he’s sexually attracted to you).

♡ He’ll often try to keep you in a cell when he’s not hunting you down, so you can’t go anywhere when he has to stop any reagents that survive his initial rampage, or if you manage to squirm out of his iron grip. If he’s romantically attracted to you, he’ll ramble about the two of you getting married very often. It’s what the Lord wants, he says.

♡-> “Your little head is all mixed up now, but don’t you worry, sweetness. I’ll teach you exactly what you need to know.”

♡-> “Fuck are you doing, running wild with all these got-dang junkies and perverts?! Stringing me along?! I’ll teach you to make a cuckold out of an officer of the fuckin’ law!”

♡-> “I’m the only one out of these fucked-up pinko shits who’s got any sort of decency about him. Ain’t no one who can look after you good as I can. You remember that, honey.”

Mother Gooseberry/Phyllis Futterman

♡ Gooseberry sees herself as your mother, and will refer to herself as such. However, her obsession with you goes far beyond merely labeling herself. She thinks that you’re her own child, and will treat you like it. Phyllis coddles and babies you to the uttermost degree, and will either ignore you or become very upset if/when you object to her infantilizing treatment of you.

♡ Ever the protective type, Phyllis wants to keep you far, far away from your fellow reagents and  the other Prime Assets. While she isn’t fundamentally opposed to the concept of you having friends, she sees the reagents as dangerous, bad influences, and the other Primes especially so. If she thinks someone is trying to take you from her, she’ll panic and become extremely violent towards them, be it scientist, reagent, or Prime Asset.

♡ She’ll refer to Dr. Futterman as your grandfather, and insist you do, as well. The goose puppet has a very rude and strict attitude towards you, and will encourage (or order) Gooseberry to be more firm with you. If you’ve been “misbehaving”, Futterman will encourage her to punish you violently, but she won’t take his advice if she doesn’t think you deserve it. Regardless of his usually cruel demeanor, he’ll act protectively of you if other people are involved, yelling about how he won’t let anyone pervert or lay a hand on his grandchild.

♡ Though Gooseberry doesn’t inherently mistrust you, she’ll often have you incapacitated in various ways so that you can’t run from her, usually with Dr. Futterman’s drill, ropes, or by breaking limbs. She thinks that you just don’t understand that Mother knows what’s best for you. When she’s trying to find you (when you come into her trials or manage to escape her), she’ll think that you’re trying to play hide and seek and will happily play along- to a certain point. If you evade her for longer than she’s comfortable, Gooseberry will become desperate, calling out for you to stop playing and come to your mother when she tells you to.

♡ When Phyllis finally manages to catch you, she’s giddy at the prospect of being able to coddle you as much as she pleases. She loves spending time and doing things with you, and will treasure the moments she has with you (before the scientists take you away) to the fullest. 

♡ She’s almost always holding you in some way or another, whether you’re cradled in her arms or trapped on her lap. Gooseberry is always trying to keep you entertained and happy, and will make you do a variety of activities with her. She’ll dress you with clothes she steals from mannequins and dead reagents, sing to you constantly, spoon-feed you any food she has on hand, and play games with you.

♡ If she thinks that you’re too tense or upset, she’ll force you to take cocaine, claiming that it’ll make you happy and energetic. She’ll press a palmful of the stuff up to your mouth and nose while she holds your head in place, and will sometimes turn on Dr. Futterman’s drill behind you to startle you into inhaling. She’ll also use it as a sort of laughing gas when her and Dr. Futterman perform dental cleanings on you. Phyllis will often check your teeth and insist on brushing them for you.

♡ Her punishments normally involve spankings or time-outs, but as was stated before, Dr. Futterman will try to convince her that you need harsher treatment if you’re going to actually learn your lesson. Gooseberry will usually advocate for a gentler hand, but she will become violent if you try to escape or hurt her. What warrants her normal punishments are things like backtalk, repeatedly refusing to eat the food she gives you, ignoring her, or challenging her worldview (ex. insisting that Dr. Futterman is only a puppet, saying that she’s not your real mother, etc.)

♡ When Gooseberry deems that it’s your bedtime, she’ll take you to a room in the orphanage that she’s set aside just for you. You’ll be rocked in her arms while she sings or hums lullabies to you, or you’ll be tucked into the bed while she and Dr. Futterman tell you bedtime stories. They’re either upsetting twists on fairy tales, or disturbing anecdotes.

♡-> “There, there, little gosling, Mother’s here, Mother has you. Listen close, there are dangerous people about. They want to hurt you, to take you away from Mother, but you don’t have to fret. Your grandfather and I won’t let anyone take you from us.”

“We’ll drills ‘em to grease if they tries it! Ha-ha-ha-ha!”

♡-> “You’re too goddamn softs on ‘em, Phyllis! We should drills one of their little digits off for that!”

“Now, now, Doctor Daddy, I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson. Haven’t you, little darling?”

♡-> “Sweetheart, come to Mother! I know how much you love to play hide-and-seek, but we can play another game! Don’t you want to play with your mother?”

“You’re gonna gets a goddamn spanking when we finds you, you ungrateful little brat!”

Franco “Il Bambino” Barbi

♡ Franco is a very big bully towards you. Like Coyle, he wants to have total power and dominance over you, and pushing you around and having you scared of him (to a certain extent) makes him feel powerful and like he’s in control. He’ll belittle you, because even with his own proclivities and fetishes, he doesn’t want you, specifically, to seem bigger than him in any sort of way. He’ll still refer to himself childishly, but will become enraged if you try calling him a baby, refer to him as bambino, or if he thinks that you’re insinuating that he’s immature.

♡ Unlike Coyle and Gooseberry, he’ll become upset when you hide from him or when he has to hunt you down in a trial. He has very little patience, and this will be amplified by the fact that he knows that the doctors will eventually come to drag you away. Franco will call out for you in a variety of tones, from sweet to angry to impatient. 

♡ Franco is probably the most possessive out of all the Assets. When you come in with other reagents, he’ll throw a huge tantrum and will shoot Lupara every which way when he sees your group. He won’t even bother with the usual beating when he finds the others, and will immediately shoot them in the face when he catches up to them. However, he’ll shoot any reagents that you seem close or friendly with in multiple non-fatal places before he gets to their head. 

♡ When Franco eventually finds you, he’ll drag you (or force you along by pointing Lupara at you) to a room that he’s set aside in each of the trial environments that he goes to. Despite his cruel actions and nasty demeanor, Franco does actually feel very affectionate towards you, and he isn’t afraid to show it. To Franco, you are the only person he’s ever truly loved. His father was anything but tender on the best of days, his affair with Angelina never went anywhere beyond sex, and he doesn’t even remember his birth mother at all.

♡ He’s very touchy, and not only in a lecherous sense. Franco is constantly grabbing onto you, hugging you, holding your chin/cheeks in his hand, forcing you to sit on his lap, straddling you, kissing you, tugging (or yanking) on your hair and ears, forcing you to cuddle him, and wrapping his arms around your neck, waist, or shoulders. He’ll also give you strange and/or disturbing compliments that he thinks are flattering.

♡ Though he’s usually affectionate with you (in his own, twisted way) he’s still a cruel and violent person, and this will extend to you if he thinks that you deserve it. If you’ve done something that he thinks warrants a punishment, (ex. call him bambino/childish/immature/a baby, insult him, hit him, refuse to drink/use the things he gives you, scream too much, avoid him in a trial, try to run away, etc.) he’ll get rough with you. He’ll drag you by your hair, slap you, kick you, knee you in the face or stomach, and hit you with the butt of Lupara. Franco isn’t eager to use Lupara against you, but will shoot to wound if you’re getting away and he can’t catch up with you in time.

♡ He’ll force you to drink Wolf’s Milk, and will get offended if you refuse to drink it and/or say that it's gross. You’ll be forced to drink it from one of his baby bottles upon repeated refusal, but with the normal rubber nipples attached. Not because he acknowledges how disgusting the human nipples he attaches to them are, but because he would get extremely jealous if someone else’s nipple was in your mouth, attached or not. Franco would also force you to suck on his pacifier, to gag you or just to “bond” with you. 

♡-> “The fuck d’you think you are, trying to take what’s mine?! I’ll shoot your goddamn cock off after I skin you, you rat motherfucker! Don’t you lay your filthy fuckin’ eyes on them!”

♡-> “You can’t hide forever, sweetness! Might as well come on out, I just wanna see your pretty little smile, just wanna love up on you. I’ll cuddle you right, keep you nice and warm…”

♡-> “A Barbi's word is his bond, sweetheart, and I can promise you two things. One, Franco is gonna take good care of you, and two, he’s gonna take care of any fucks I catch trying to get between us.”

A/N: do I have a Franco scenario in the works? maybe! you'll just have to wait and see :3

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[dilfartist]

Omgggg I really love ur writing like A LOT. I first got into you from ur selfish Leon Kennedy fanfic and I never looked back!!!!!! I really love the way you write bc I’m obsessed with yandere aus and it’s so hard to find good yandere stuff that’s not cringe or just bad so anyway what I’m trying to say is thank you for taking the time to write ur stories 💗💗💗💗💗

You’re gonna make me cry :(((

Thank you so much for this anon! I strive for my Yandere content to come as realistic and close to the character it’s based upon, so I’m glad it isn’t cringe. But seriously, stuff like this make writing easier- especially when I know it’s going to be enjoyed and not forgotten about.

[holydayaria]

random franco x reader thought dump i had at 5 am thanx enjoy

I think being with Franco is constantly trying to not step over incredibly fuzzy and thin lines. Coyle might slap you or electrocute you if you get on his nerves (for doing anything he doesn’t deem “lawful” at that particular moment), but Franco would gut you open if he feels like he’s being belittled, whether you actually are mocking him or not. It creates a strenuous tension (for you) to be able to pick up if he’s in the mood to be spoken down to or if he’s itching to point Lupara right between your eyes.

He almost wants you to ruin things just as they get good. Prove his inner thoughts right, save him the future agony. Someone like him doesn’t deserve someone like you—or a less painful train of thought: whores like you always lie to get what you want out of a man. you think he’s little and pathetic? fuck you, uptight bitch. you’re not better than him, you’re not better than anyone. he’ll prove it. you should consider yourself fuckin lucky a guy like him is even giving you any mind.

…as I’m sure you can imagine, he’s a little insecure. be nice to him, will you?

to harp back on it, i think his age-play thing can be tied to his misogyny. I’m sorry, but the guy puts female reagents in cages, leaves their corpses in humiliating poses (strung up, half naked with their now mutilated breasts exposed), and even has two female ex-pop’s bound and gagged to a machine that milks them. this guy does not particularly like or respect women, yet still needs them to fulfill his fantasy of having a loving mother. that milk has to come from somewhere.

so there’s always a looming, unspoken threat that you’re a commodity. a toy he can command around by waving his Lupara and then toss out when he’s done with. Franco has never had any sort of healthy relationship, romantic or otherwise. does he even want that? Certainly be a nice fuckin’ change, to have him and all of his faults accepted. have someone dote on him without any cajoling or exchanging of money or threatening. won’t you let him sit in mommy’s lap and give him a hug?

for what it’s worth, he does try to play the sympathy card before going to pointing Lupara at you. everyone is just so mean to him, the doctors are the ones making him hurt people. he just wants to be held. please hold him.

he might feel ownership over you, should you play your part well enough and long enough that he gets attached. He wants to you to return his feelings, and if there’s another guy, then it’s no big deal if he has to rip his competitions intestines out. so a broad has wandering eyes, big deal, they all do. he just needs to lock you down, give you what other guys can’t offer. besides, what kind of mother would you be if you tossed your 26-year-old baby to the wayside?

not sure where to squeeze this note but i do think franco is emotionally unavailable in a way. he’s not shy about expressing himself, even if he is guarded about his more inner feelings. he’s still an open book. he’ll tell you exactly what he thinks of you and makes a big show out of it, whether the feelings are negative or positive. but his experiences with women have all been transactional. he gives them money, they squish him under their heel or let him suckle. at sinyala, he spares their lives for a bit longer while he gets what he wants out of them (namely milk). he forgets that you have your own little world in that cute head of yours, that you aren’t just a prop to fulfill his fantasies of wanting a loving mother, sexually or otherwise.

there does come a time where he wants to pick your brain apart and know every single thought in your head; insatiably curious about what you think of him and the other prime assets (coyle…). but in the beginning stages when things are still tender and he’s essentially testing to see if you’ll still put up a caring front when he misbehaves, you might as well be a cardboard-cutout.

as a final note I hope you have some core muscle strength or something because he does intend to sit all 140 lb of him on your lap. and he’s not getting off just because you can’t feel your legs. good luck!

[dilfartist]

Franco Barbie who loves plus sized women

When it comes to prostitutes, Franco often chooses the picture-perfect ones with giant breasts, slim bodies, and sexy legs- the stereotypical girls you’ll see on the sidewalk. It’s like selecting such girls comes with his mobster position. However, Franco loves- and I mean loves- bigger girls.

Hell, his interactions with Mother Gooseberry say enough.

There's something so suculent about their bodies. For one, they have the best bellies to climb into. Not only that, they usually have plump tits that Franco loves to grope and admire. And to him, bigger women represent mothers.

There’s nothing better for him then laying in your lap, cuddling tightly to you because the plush of your skin brings him comfort.

“Just suffocate me, wouldja’.” he scoots impossible close, greedily fondling every plump piece of you he can hang on. “Oh, mommy, please give me some of that creamy goodness! Baby’s needy..”

[nahoyasboyfriend-deactivated202]

What if Franco had a jealous wife? Would he care about her feelings? (i want to shoot him)

Franco would love a jealous partner, but does he actually care about their feelings?

Well...no.

It's not like he's ever going to cheat on you, so he really doesn't see the harm in looking. Franco's always had a weakness for any skin being shown and he still has that problem to this day. You have to elbow him to get him to stop doing that crap in front of everyone. And I think... If he wants a little confidence boost he'll go talk to ladies under the guise of business (even though it actually is) and watch how angry you get within fifteen seconds of spotting him.

He's also jealous, but don't forget he's actually crazy, so if you try flirting with anybody in his presence. Their head is about to be blown to smithereens. Then, he will argue about it for forty days and forty nights, because that little interaction made him feel like you don't love him anymore and have an inkling of the thought you might leave him.

[dilfartist]

Imagine accidentally becoming Franco Barbi’s favorite Reagent.

The first time you met is during one of his trials. It wasn’t your first trial, but it was your first one of his trials. However, due to gathering multiple pieces of evidence in trials, and getting some advice from other reagents who’ve been in his trials before, you knew enough about him.

So, when you inevitably run into him, and witness his accuracy with his Lupara, you reduce yourself to winning him over.

“Don’t shoot me- I-I can be your mommy!” You manage before he decides to put another cap in your body.

He stops for a second, giving a chilling chuckle at first, then gives you his signature smug smile that revealed his buck teeth, extending his arms as if he was about to give you a hug, “then come ta’ baby, mommy.”

Despite the slight reluctance you had, you approached him as you would if willingly participating. You hug him, gently rubbing the back of his head as you would a baby.

Not long after, you find yourself in some random damn office, sitting in a chair with Franco ontop of your lap, sucking his thumb as he pawled and squeezed one of your breasts.

“You’ve been such a bad boy…need someone to put you in your place.” at this point, you’ve managed to come across as genuinely wanting to be his mommy.

And it seems you’re stuck until he falls asleep and you inevitably have to be taken back by scientists.

“Sorry, mommy- I’m so bad…such a bad baby hehe..”

[dilfartist]

What to write for? (yandere)

Hunter X Hunter

Outlast Trials

Dispatch

Jojo’s Bizare Adventures

Other (dm me)

Voting ended onFeb 2

[dilfartist]

Pookie please come back, the kids miss you😭

I’m not dead guys I promise 🫶🏼

Honestly, i lowkey didn’t think anyone would notice I had been gone for a while, but seeing as someone noticed I’m gonna come back. I think the main problem is my writer’s block.

So...if anyone has any concepts for yandere fanfics or even regular fanfics feel free to request or dm me!

- btw I have been getting into the outlast trails and if anyone wants to see fanfics for Franco Bambi, I willing to write for him

[aetsiv]

i think because of the whole "writers write for themselves" notion that's becoming increasingly popularized, people forget that we still thrive off interaction and kindness. i write for myself but kudos and comments and bookmarks and really any sort of interaction with my fics genuinely motivates me to keep writing and keep sharing my works.

[aniqua]

comment dis-tu ‘fuck buddies’

And wouldn’t it seem to be the most beautiful moment in life to lock eyes on someone for the first time and watch the way the ghosts of the room scatter then sink into the ground like you poured quicksand at his feet.

“Major Hallorann,” he heard you speak and immediately thought, had Derry always been so secretly peaceful, beautiful even? “Telephone for you.”

It was immediately after he’d gone searching for your name through conversation and paperwork until he learned your schedule. Dubious methods of finding every reason to have you report to him until you finally would throw the Manila envelope he asked for on the waxed mahogany.

“Do personal assistants get transferred or are you turning a blind eye to unpaid labor?” You had no clue what his objective was as he would look up smiling during each interaction using every bit of the contrarian personality he could pretend to have just for you. Just to get you to chastise him longer, because the room always grew out when you were nearby and he was starting to get addicted to it. At the first hit of jasmine and a click on linoleum, he’d feel his chair shoot miles back like a racing jet and he’d finally return to the real world before he could hear another sound.

You’d both go back and forth wherever he could stage it, but what was always the same was how his boots always followed after your stockings even on the day he finally had the courage to ask you on a date.

Your rejection was even more entertaining when you found yourself kissing then fucking your superior between meetings on dig sites and classified raids. Dick knew better but wasn’t going to stop until you’d ask him to, and you hadn’t. So for every moment he needed a shot of energy or a battery pack to keep the spirits and screams muted, he’d come crawling back to you completely shameless in his dependency.

“You cannot ever show up to my house—are you out of your mind?” you hissed as you had him up against the supply closet door sporting that smile on his face that meant that he had no intention to really hear the words coming pass the lipstick color you chose on. Shouldn’t be too hard to wash this one off with the cheap bathroom soap, he thought.

“What? I can’t say ‘hi’ to your mom?” He was so smug when he knew he’d have you moaning by the end of the conversation.