left nipple

Lost in Dil's shirt

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

[catskid100]

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[mcu-incorrect-quotes]

Hey Gamora. Quill says he has butterflies in his stomach. Why would he eat butterflies? He is a fool.

Drax the Destroyer. (via mcu-incorrect-quotes)

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

[cannabinomad]

[thejordanator]

An expertly done three point turn

[kuchiki-no-tou]

Weren’t expecting that house

[avidoatlion]

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

[blockbustervideoofficial-deacti]

#our house #in the middle of the street

[criticalfumbler]

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

[oruima-deactivated20190220]

Me running away from my responsibilities 

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[sashayed]

[disabilityhealth]

My three states

Mentally okay but physically dead

Physically okay but mentally dead

Super double dead

[flawlessvevo]

[fursonas]

Visit Original Link

[disneyineveryway-blog]

I AM LAUGHING OMFG I CANNOT BREATHE PLAYING IT AGAIN AHHHHH HAHA

[victoire-vittoria]

throwback tuesday

[dilhowltersleftnipple]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[b99thingsv2]

When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.

[gondor-reveal-party]

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.

[blacksinhistory-deactivated2018]

[kzmfotb]

Messsssssssaaaaaaage!!!!!!!!!!