the ramblings of an insane man

Professional Internet Idiot & #1 Midwestern Portal Fan

[theescapegroup]

Yea I have another gimmick account. 🖕

[shweedcat]

What he say fuck me for

[dillontennineteen]

Because fuck you that’s why

[theescapegroup]

Dillon’s Titty Milk Icecream Company

[dillontennineteen]

I stand by what I’ve said about titty milk ice cream

[theescapegroup]

Dillon got a guitar.

[dillontennineteen]

I have not the slightest clue how to play the guitar

[shweedcat]

What the fuck do you mean theres an escape tumblr

[fishgoesfishin-deactivated20240]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[theescapegroup]

what. who are you people

[dillontennineteen]

The Escape

[theescapegroup]

Dillon got a guitar.

[dillontennineteen]

I have not the slightest clue how to play the guitar

[bevsi]

I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied

[plaguedpriest]

i love portal 2 i wish british ppl were real

[veocc]

Honestly I yearn for the mines. Like I could go for some hole digging right now. It would suck but it would be simple. And life is anything but. Life can be complicated but digging a hole never is.

[dillontennineteen]

Digging a hole is complicated when you’re trying to not dig into a gas line. Solution: dig into a gas line.

[dillontennineteen]

hello tumblr i am here to spread the evil