(do not continue past this if you find yourself upset at topics involving Grooming, Sending Porn to Kids, and Darker Themed Sexual Imagery. Trust me, you really don't HAVE to know about this, your own Mental Health comes before some stupid fuckin Twitter beef. This is also so you don't get blasted with the entire post when you click on my profile lmfao)
If you remember Melon and Canta (or at least know Pumpka, who was Melon's canonical Girlfriend), you might not remember that they were given to me by someone.
Pawkettes is a Suggestive Artist who posts on Twitter Youtube and sometimes Bluesky, I think.
Pawkettes is WatermelonTheCat, none of you will remember who that is because nobody gives a genuine fuck about WtC anymore except for me. They made a smear document against me, likely because I'm one of the only people on the entire fucking planet who cares about WtC at all, so if I did say anything (I was not going to) I could totally just be ignored completely because "Oh, look, that guy's actually a Super Pervert Degen!!!"
Problem is: Pawkettes probably forgot how they were acting during our little. Uh. "Camaraderie", I guess.
I don't like how things shook out after the fact, especially since the document against me was entirely meaningless, which makes this Funny Document just as meaningless, but hey, I'm getting super sick of Pawkettes's smelly garbage. They're fuckin 20 years old now, they're old enough, they can talk to people instead of lying and throwing shit from a balcony.
This is 25 pages of me making fun of the stupidest fucking documents someone could possibly make against me. This is intended to be a funny read but it does slightly go into darker topics.
Dillweed’s preamble (please read this) Pawkettes recently released a couple documents tearing at me and ignoring their past so they can con
Apologies if it FEELS like it was written in some places with a special kind of rage. Yeah. Yeah, I did write it with that.
The respect and hope I held for Pawkettes was entirely misplaced and I hope they will actually become capable of understand what learning and growing actually is. I can dream.
god talking to me about my taste in media would be so fucking funny
"hey what have you been listening to lately?"
"well i just went through Everywhere At The End Of Time, it's an album basically about how harrowing going through dementia can feel as you slowly lose yourself in isolation to probably the worst disease on the planet"