Dimension 20 On A Bus

it’s dimension 20. on a bus.

[samreich]

i literally see nothing wrong here

[bonyassfish]

I am a regular guy. I can enter a space. I am a regular guy. I can enter a room. I am a regular guy. I can do that transaction. I am a regular guy. I know how to answer the phone. I am a regular guy. I know what sleep is. I am a regular guy. I know how to wake up. I am a regular guy. I know how to move through space. I am a regular guy. I know what it means to be me.

[midnightinshadow]

[sarah-chasm]

[matak12m]

See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

[dimension20memes]

Thought this was fitting for the current events

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[the-quiet-observer]

hi friend, you have ten seconds to find grant. but rather than a timer, my friend tao yang is standing about ten seconds away and is going run at you, screaming.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[phlebasthebroenician]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[thatisentertainment]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987 | dir. Rob Reiner

[ainokiseki]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright ↳ faceless

[ankle-beez]

[t-hirstreview]

Pappy's rules for living