Evil Women Enjoyer

Dozy 🥀 she/her 🪰 adult ⚰️ passionately gay🍷 I have a million side blogs but this is my main and I’m sporadic these dayssssss

[herpsandbirds]

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[mayadile]

WHILE I HAVE GOFUNDME UP! AND WAITING FOR TRANSFERS. I NEED SOMETHING RIGHT NOW FOR LAUNDRY, MEDICINE (for my asthma) AND FOOD IF YOU DONT MIND!!! I NEED CLEAN CLOTHES!! Paypal I've been coughing a lot and have coughed out mucus and tint of blood, so I need to clean my stuff and get cough syrup so I don't activate an asthma attack that is very lethal to my health.

ive been coughing none stop and having hard times sleeping because of the tightness in my chest, I don't want to have another panic attack/stroke again this year 😭 I found my inhaler so I might try and get a refill so I don't wheeze at night.

[mayadile]

URGENT!! ON THE SIDE I STILL NEED HELP TO GET INTO A HOTEL! IM SICK AGAIN AND NEED TO WASH UP! I ALSO NEED FOOD! PLEASE HELP ME GET IN SOMEWHERE SAFE! MY ASTHMA HAS BEEN ACTIVE! ITS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER! PAYPAL help me get a few days so I can be safe health wise!

[mayadile]

^^^^^ in need of food (haven't eaten in 2 days), hotel room (I've been outside for days) and medicine! (Need to refill my inhaler so I can breathe)

[protosaru]

I am once again begging you to hear me out about Ruin Explorers.

Did a slight AU because what else can I do with a cancelled 90s anime/manga. Write fanfic maybe. Only for me to enjoy. I'm cooking my own food here.

[mayadile]

Hey guys things got really serious here and I'm freaking out because we had to get rid of some of our belongings since we couldn't drag them around, plus we don't have a Lyft. It's hot and my asthma is acting up.

Donate to Help Us Find Safety and a Fresh Start, organized by Benji Y

I never imagined I’d be in this position, but I’m reaching out because my mom, our three… Benji Y needs your support for Help Us Find Safety

I had to make another gofundme, nothing we are doing is helping and relatives won't help us and let us stay stranded outside. It's hot and there are no hotels that are cheap this weekend. Again we don't have any open shelters. The rest is in the link.

I'm sorry again but I'm in need of a lot of help and this time it's dire. Mostly for my mental health. I've spiraled so hard this morning I want it to stop.

So please help me, I've been crying for hours.

[stark1lling]

Posting wasp propaganda because my ass is seething yo!

[deadgenerations]

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[the-peoples-puppy]

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

[scarletsaphire]

This is the stages of change model, with each circle being a part of the process of growth. You'll notice how relapse is not a failing of the model, or a set back, but an active step in continuing to grow and change. Everytime you relapse, you learn something; maybe a certain time of year is difficult for you. Maybe certain people push you back into the habit. Maybe your other coping skills/replacement habits didn't work how you wanted and you need to strengthen them, or develop new ones. Maybe it's not quite as clear cut and you need to spend the time figuring out what exactly went wrong so you can catch it next time. It doesn't matter the exact lesson, but it's part of the process.

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[frankencain]

very important addition (via @growingsad)

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

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