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So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

acabspocky

I'M SCREAMING OMG

macmanx

dgeometric

We are watching DS9 again and I had forgotten that right from the bat there is zero subtext, these two want to fuck

ashleysjohnson

I’m gonna say something crazy. Wanna marry me instead?

senso1954

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

cuarthol

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

recycledstars

You’re my present this year.

rainglazed

Y'all need to STOP

folgersincest

Merry Christmas y’all

rivias

video game levels where you attend a masquerade held by a rich and powerful political figure only to sneak away upstairs and into the servants' quarters for investigation and murder purposes while stuffing your pockets with everything not bolted in place truly are the best kinds of levels

short-and-ugly

another run through the washer will fix me

short-and-ugly

girl i shrunk

thepleasuregoblin

One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village's crops all the time I decided to build a house near them, and spend a lot of my time improving the village and defending the villagers from monsters. took me a while to realize I had accidentally become a feudal lord

lornandleveled

oh ok word

bloodybellycomb

POV for when you are going to learn about a recent massive historical and political event for the first time:

makingqueerhistory

“Does it mean this, does it mean that, that’s all anybody wants to know. I’d say what any decent poet would say if anyone dared ask him to analyze his work: if you see it, darling, then it’s there!”

— Freddie Mercury (via makingqueerhistory)

tlirsgender

I don't generally think of muppets as having sex but the idea is extremely funny when I do entertain it and the muppets that fuck in my opinion are Miss Piggy. Of course. By extension Kermit he just tries to be professional and doesn't talk about that you know. And Bunsen and Beaker

tlirsgender

I think Bunsen and Beaker explored each other's bodies. I am sleep deprived but I'm right about this

birgittesilverbae

head empty beatrice following ava and pulling her back in when ava starts to break the kiss only

dearsheroozle

#something something beatrice allowing herself to take something she wants for once#ava raising her hand slowly in disbelief before touching bea softly like she might disappear like she's something holy#and ava's never been a believer but maybe now she understands what brings a person to worship (@birgittesilverbae)

biggaybunny

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.