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stevenrogered

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

gaynfl-moved

fullmetalfisting

You know, that’s fair

#here we are #q

The 'Extended Cut' was a skit done by a comedy channel on YouTube where it full on leans into the incest and the parents are /so/ not happy about it 🤣

I swear I have seen a commercial very similar to the old one but like twice as worse like with the brother having a ring or something and the parents confronting him. I wasn't the only one who saw that this year did I?

I don’t think I’ve seen that one

beardedmrbean

For one year can we please not say having a close relationship with your siblings is weird?

I don't think we're ever going to move away from laughing at the Folgers incest commercial.

No problem with people having a close relationship with their siblings at all, but folks gonna meme on that one regardless.

Just gonna have to contend with that one.

luna-drinker

As someone who is super affectionate and close to my siblings I would never talk to them like that ever

greater-than-the-sword

"You're my present" was a weird line but the setup/framing is what really makes it.

raspberryzingaaa

@elz-vrx and I are pretty tight, plus we are both pretty affectionate people, and we definitely have long hugs when we see each other (living hours away) but never once have we gotten anywhere close to whatever is going on in the Folgers Incest Commercial

folgersincest

Exactly

people on threads are already talking about the commercial again. yes this is how i discovered all the fanfiction. yeah this is the funniest thing i've seen all year.

#folgers incest

stevenrogered

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

gaynfl-moved

fullmetalfisting

You know, that’s fair

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

fatsexybitch

lizardbeths

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A fandom since 2011 guys

quarra

marzipanandminutiae

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

wemblingfool

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

adulthoodisokay

The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

folgersincest

It’s that time of year again

raspberryzingaaa

Horrible news guys. While going through people's bookmarks on Ao3 in search of new works to read, I made the unfortunate discover that there are One Hundred sick twisted freaks who have written fic for the Folgers "Home For the Holidays" commercial. May God Have Mercy On Us All.

folgersincest

my condolences

Do you think the actors know that there’s a meme about them? Are they okay?

tbh i hope they don't