Tori Dykes.

My hair is brighter than my future.

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[ninjawithwifi]

HE WAS WAITING FOR JAMIEEEE

“I’m waiting for an old friend.” BRAN YOU LITTLE SHIT. I. AM. SCREECHING.

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[pr1nceshawn]

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[only1600kids]

officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I see which one is the favorite

[beth-cassidy]

justinmin:  Anyways, I wanted to use this opportunity to point out that our genius costume designer Christopher Hargadon came up with the idea to change the color of Ben’s hood, depending on the circumstances of the scene and/or Ben’s journey to becoming (vaguely) more corporeal (via Klaus).

[ohlafraise]

i’ve been staring at this for five minutes now and this is literally all i can think of

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[stolentweets]

[ikeamalmdresser-deactivated2020]