Strawberry Fields Forever

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[chancellor-ake]

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

[wormsermonizer]

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[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #572

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onMay 14

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Series: Galavant (2015-2016)

Composer: Alan Menken

[ohlafraise]

words of affirmation joe vs acts of service nicky is so important to me, but also they show affection in all the ways and nicky wants to proclaim his love loudly like joe does, to show how beautiful joe is off to the world, but he's not as eloquent and can't draw or sculpt for shit.

but he does pick up instruments somewhat easily, and the catholic church and the history of music are inextricably intertwined. so while nicky can't write lyrics he can write music.

cue centuries later, nile has fully cottoned on to the fact that joe's "let me show the great art museums" tour is really just about trying to remember where all his art of nicky ended up, spontaneously slips into a symphony show. the featured pieces include anonymous works written for my guiding light, and nile realizes nicky was humming the same melody when he was making yesterday's dinner.

she gives up and goes to the movies. there's no way nicky and joe were involved in making top gun, right?

[rubixx]

Fire nation royals and their water girls

[ohlafraise]

TIL that a common Roman souvenir is a sexy priest calendar, with pictures of actual priests.

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[chortlebot]

youwill love her

[i-fuck-audis]

OH MY GOD IM THE FIRST SHELMET FAN....

[xnumb-little-bugx]

Happy Well Into October

[tinicky]

"In a perfect world, one we've never known, we would never need to face the world alone. They can have the world, we'll create our own. I may not be brave or strong or smart but somewhere in my secret heart I know: Love will find a way. Anywhere I go, I'm home - If you are there beside me" - Love Will Find a Way

[ohlafraise]

ahh this is so gorgeous op! all the little details: the heart in the signature! the cannula. :( the hickey!!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[killxbunnyyy]

when my ten minute burst of fast replies are over and now you have to wait till next week to hear from me

[ponyregrets]

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[ohlafraise]

rewatching psych and man there are a lot of sideburns. so maybe nicky doesn't care about style but he knows joe does so he makes an effort. just. nicky is completely oblivious to things that aren't 1) joe/family 2) people in need/mission situations 3) food. so he thinks "oh, sideburns are hip! :D" and doesn't realize he's twenty years out of date.

[unbotheredmuse]

[hoodiehilltop]

[ohlafraise]

virgin nicolò and experienced yusuf, but like, yusuf is an incurable romantic and nicolò has just forsaken a life of piety and chastity. yusuf wants to kiss sweet and slowly under the moonlight. nicolò wants to bounce on it in the middle of dinner. yusuf wants to read sonnets during lovemaking and nicolò wants to 69 on the floor.

[from-a-farther-room]

In a similar vein: Nicolò is technically a virgin and Yusuf technically isn't, however Yusuf has read a lot of erotic poetry that is beautiful and sensual and rather too heavy on flowery metaphor to be particularly instructive with respect to specific physical acts, and his personal experience is limited to a few mutual hand-jobs with peers who didn't know any more than he did about what else two consenting gentlemen might get up to together.

Meanwhile, Father Nicolò used to take confession from Genoa's Number One Gay Manwhore, who thought it was very funny to scandalize prudish priests by going into far, far too much detail on his many and varied transgressions. Joke's on him, Father Nicolò was into it. Father Nicolò was taking notes so as to better *cough* reflect *cough* on the nature of carnal sin *cough* privately later.

Suffice it to say therefore that Yusuf is not prepared when Nicolò shows up to the 'that kiss was great maybe we could do more??' conversation with crude but unambiguous diagrams of positions that sounded interesting and questions like 'so how extensive does the prep for rimming actually need to be, Anselmo was always unhelpfully vague on that point?'

[ohlafraise]

oh my god YES

Yusuf, who has had sex with men and women and was in an affectionate if not romantic-match marriage: I have read, with much oil and preparation, our flesh can become one—

Nicolò, with three spit soaked fingers already in his ass: Anselmo said if you move your hips a certain way I can come without touching my cock.