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sneefsnorf

im gods weakest faggot

crabussy

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

cedar-scars

im gods most literate cat can i join

the-problematic-trolley

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

pinkfire-chacarera

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

gg-is-a-loser

wobbuffet

martyreddie

no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

thelightcomingthroughthewindow

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

yaoiblackmold

People in the Omegaverse are probably writing Betaverse fanfiction where there is no A/B/O dynamics and everyone just falls in love with eachother's personality instead of pheromones and hormones controlling their desires.

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

kisseism

gym inspo for you guys

#Jamiekeeley

poll-position

You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?

American Pie (Don Mclean)

Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Dancing Queen (ABBA)

Happy (Pharrell Williams)

Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)

Single Ladies (Beyonce)

Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)

Wannabe (Spice Girls)

We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

Voting ended onJul 16

#9 to 5 #bc then i can be like yeah dolly your so right #it IS enough to drive you crazy if yu let it #i think if i had to listen to cotton eyed joe nonstop for a week i might legitimately off myself

motherfucker i just got destieled about lindsey graham

#us politics #i just woke up!

"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"

Nile realizes the mistake as soon as she says it; this isn't sleep away camp where Carly Huggins confessed faking her mom's signature on a school permission slip. "Relatively harmless bad thing," she hastens to add, seeing the serious look that's come over everyone's faces. She doesn't need to hear about Andy owning slaves or Nicky being in a genocide again. "I once stole twenty dollars out of my mom's purse to go see a movie."

There's a beat, and then Andy says, "well, Joe once seduced a priest."

At that, Nile whips her head around. "You dated someone before Nicky? Or," she looks at Nicky, "after you guys met?" She's never heard more of the story beyond the bit they said during the night she first met them.

Booker cuts in. "Ah yes, Joe! His name was Father Pagano, correct?"

Joe blinks, and starts grinning. It's a bit unsettling. She hadn't realized he looked that way about everyone he was romantically entangled with, not just Nicky. And he must have been a bit of a player, to seduce a man of God. Nile rubs her cross absentmindedly.

"Ah, before Nicky. I was a merchant, and, spent a lot of time in–" here he pauses, looking at Nicky, "–Rome."

Nicky's fork thunks down onto his plate.

"Pagano the Roman priest," Joe continues. "He was handsome, or at least I think he was–the whites didn't bathe much in those days, you know."

"He was a bit thick in the head, though, wasn't he?" Booker asks. "'Padre Pirla,' they called him. 'Father fool.'"

Nicky curses a blue streak under his breath–she doesn't have to speak Italian to know that tone of voice. Nile feels a little guilty; he probably doesn't like talking about Joe's past loves.

So she turns to Booker. "What about you, big man?"

Booker winces. "Well, in my first life, money was not so carefully watermarked as it is now. . ."

"Ti amo," Joe offers hesitantly that night as he slides into bed. Nicky's body is radiating irritation, even as he lifts his arm for Joe to slip underneath.

"Do you love me," Nicky says tartly, "or do you love Father Pagano?"

The ugliness of their first meeting had been sanded down by time and love, and Nicky was very matter-of-fact about his participation in the Crusades. There wasn't much in their relationship they couldn't or didn't joke about. He'd thought it a harmless lie to tease their little sister, that he'd met his priest in Rome instead of on a bloody battlefield.

"I'm sorry, love," Joe says into the back of Nicky's neck. "If I made you feel bad–"

Nicky rolls over. The look on his face is one many a men have seen right before their death. "You made me Roman."

Joe snorts. "I could tell her I met him in Rome." Joe waits. "But he was actually from Pisa."

Now, the affronted look on Nicky's face just makes him look like a wet cat.

"I'll her the truth in the morning," Joe says.

"No!" Nicky nearly shouts; it's jarring after they've been whispering. He squirms a little, not meeting Joe's eyes. "I may have, ah, argued with Booker that Nile would figure out you're lying before I crack and tell her the truth. If you tell her on my behalf, I lose."

". . .What did you bet?"

"You cannot tell her," Nicky emphasizes.

Joe brings up a hand to Nicky's face, stroking his cheek and staring into those endless eyes. "Then I'm telling her Pagano was a terrible cook."

#the old guard #immortal husbands #joenicky #i ignore booker's banishment when it's convenient for plot purposes #from my extensive research (five seconds of googling) pagano does mean pagan but it was used to mean country dweller #so in a roundabout way booker is calling nicky a hick

of all the plot holes and baffling choices, the most petty thing that really grinds my gears is there is no way joe's hair grew that much in six months!

#the old guard #based on what i can tell i have a very similar curl pattern to joe's hair. that much growth would take me eighteen months minimum!#hiliarious counterpoint though: maybe rapid hair growth is an immortality thing #imagining early days joe and nicky trudging through the dessert #and theyre still taking pot shots at each other #and joe just goes FULL IN on the jesus jokes bc nicky has a mane #i feel like nickys even is too much for six month but idk how straight hair works

iwrotemrtambourineman

tashi duncan’s whole life revolves around the fact that she is both devoted and disciplined to tennis but she can no longer play tennis while art is disciplined but not devoted and patrick is devoted but not disciplined and both of those things are glaring weaknesses that disgust tashi but she has formatted her life in such a way that these are the two people who are really in it and she really can’t let go because she’s chasing the high of watching them play together that one time a decade ago where she realized that together they could almost be as devoted and disciplined to tennis as she is