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@dinnerladies
Jean: What’s wrong with Delilah?
Dolly: I’ve no objection to the song, it was just Tom Jones squatting on the front of tv times in those swimming trunks
Tony: -ah, you’ve got your overall on. Is it so much to ask, Bren, for you to walk around in your bra for five minutes?
Bren: yes it is
Episode: Monday
Tony: “Do some flippin’ work!”
Philippa. Stan means it’s cold enough to freeze your bollocks off.
Anita: is genitalia the silver stuff you drape over the branches?
Bren:……yeah
Tony & Bren | dinnerladies
I thought well, I’m in love, actually. And I want to say it. And I think that whatever happens with my mother and everything, I’m going to say it: that I love you. Because I do.
I love them
dinnerladies
Twinkle: give over your waterworks you get on my gonads, you!
Anita: (crying) im getting my period!
Twinkle: Well do you want to get one for me while you’re at it, cause I’d flippin’ like one!
—moods
Some of my favourite Will They-Won’t They, Have They-Haven’t They? TV Couples… (past and present, have or haven’t) - Dinnerladies, Bren & Tony.
They were just the most perfect couple. Throughout series one, you, out of nowhere found yourself routing for these two out of nowhere. It’s almost as though they were made for eachother. He calls her mate, instead of ‘babe’ and has an odd obsession with naughty magazines. She always wears leggins despite have 'a pair of legs that could give a man a good seeing to’ and is incredible insecure at times when it comes to him. They’re perfect together. She sat up with him all night talking after a check up to see if the cancer had returned and they ate eggs. On her birthday instead of getting her a CD of her favourite brass band…he got her the brass band, and an etch-a-sketch because she had mentioned she’d always wanted one.
'Bren…do you like Max Boyce?’ ’–…No.’ 'Should we have a night of mad passionate sex and not listen to any of his records?’ ’…Okay.’
The start of a beautiful relationship ❤️
Bren & Tony at the party
they were the blueprint for perfect couples
Tony: Did you get any?
Bren: What?
Tony: At the weekend, did you get any?
Bren: Any sex? No I had to go to laundrette.
Pictured: Bren and Stan
Episode: Mondays