The Daily Prophet

The Wizarding Newspaper of course!

[artbylexie-deactivated20180430]

“I think it would be best if we got married.”

Molly pauses, making a muffled sound of confusion around a mouthful of lo mein.

Sherlock scrolls on his phone a bit more, his eyes glued to the device. “Married, Molly. I really would like it if we did.”

Molly swallows and carefully puts down her chopsticks.

“Are you asking, Sherlock?” Her voice is quiet and carefully neutral. He glances up at her, finally.

“It wasn’t a question. I was just…” his hand flutters in the air a bit and if trying to find the answer in the air between them.“Posing a hypothetical.”

“Ah. Okay.” She goes back to her food and out of the corner of her eye she sees him fidget in his seat and she refrains from smirking at the action.

“So, hypothetically, what would your feelings be?” he asks in the worst pantomime of calmness she’s seen since whistling and stuffing hands in pockets.

“Well, why do you feel we should get married rather than stay as we are?”

“Taxes, for one. Insurances, for another. There’s several insurance policies that I have to my name with additional funds in an account that Mycroft currently manages, as well as stock options. Additionally, I would infinitely prefer it if you were listed as the legal next of kin, should something happen.”

“This is still hypothetical, right? You’re not planning on dying again, are you?”

“Not without telling you, darling. Yes, still, purely hypothetical.” He fiddles with his phone. “I believe that traditionally, a change of titles is involved and I find that I prefer the title of ‘husband’ than ‘boyfriend’.”

“You mean you’d rather I say things like ‘oh, do come in, my husband is waiting in the sitting room’ or ‘oh, have you met my husband’ or ‘my husband was just being rather brilliant?’”

“Yup, exactly like that.”

“And I suppose you also like the idea of presenting me as ‘Mrs. Holmes’, then.” She drops her voice to an imitation of his. “ ‘And this is Mrs. Holmes. Why yes, Mrs. Holmes was just giving me the results of that analysis. Mrs. Holmes, I’d quite like to take you home now.’ “ She waggles her eyebrows lecherously. “Hmm, maybe I quite like that last one.”

Sherlock looks scandalized. “I would not sound like that! But yes, while archaic and perhaps a bit possessive, I do find it irrationally appealing that we would share a last name. Though, if you wanted to keep yours, I suppose I could change mine to Hooper.”

“Well, we could always come up with a compromise. Isn’t that a thing now? Like a mushing of our last names.” She presses a finger to her mouth, pretending to be in deep thought.  “We could be the Hoolmes? Or maybe you would prefer Holper? Oh I know! What about Mister and Doctor Sherlockandmolly?” She bites her bottom lip as she grins widely at him.

Sherlock rolls his eyes at her. “Very funny.”

Molly laughs and leans over to place a kiss on his lips. “I really love it when you pout.” She places her hand in his, rubbing her thumb against his knuckles. Her smile softens. “I don’t think that you need to worry, though. I would like to take on your last name. Doctor Holmes has a nice ring to it, right?”

He squeezes her fingers back. “Yes, it does.”

She kisses his cheek and goes back to her food, and he goes back to his phone.

“Sherlock?”

“Mm?” He is taking a sip of the tea now.

“For the record, though: non-hypothetically, if you ever actually asked, I would say yes.”

“Good to know. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

[artbylexie-deactivated20180430]

I’ve been messing w/ my new doodle marker set and so here’s a (super rough) sketch and a drabble. 

For miabicicletta for being lovely every day.

[petercapaldy]

[dinosoprano]

Always Reblog

[wsabe-deactivated20150709]

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

[dinosoprano]

Story of my life. 

[superkitty21]

My new motto

[supernaturalsquirrel]

Oh my god this is wonderfull.

[dragonesswinchester-wilson-deac]

I do it. I do it for Sam AND dead Kevin.

[dinosoprano]

I will pass chemistry for Kevin!

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[dinosoprano]

Sherlolly Moment of the Day

So I'm watching Sherlock on BBC America with my mom and sister, both of whom have never seen the series before, when mom brings up that Sherlock had a girlfriend in the books. The thing is SHE CHOSE MORIARTY. She chose Moriarty over Sherlock. First of all, what the hell woman?! And second of all, someone in Sherlock has already "dated" Moriarty but had the sense to dump him before any nonsense could occur. Methinks there is possibility yet!

[dinosoprano]

Rant on Moffat

You know, I was so excited while I was watching the first part of the season finale. I totally thought Moffat was bringing back someone from Classic Who that hadn't been seen in ages. He had it all set up; crazy female Time Lord, genetic manipulation, and what does he do? He brings back the last person you'd expect. How the hell did the Master get off Gallifrey? He should be just as trapped as the rest of the Time Lords. I wanted it to be the Rani. She was freaking AWESOME and I was looking forward to more Classic Who characters showing up. Don't get me wrong, I love the Master, but I never pictured him like this and I really hope Moffat's got a good explanation for what he/she is doing on Earth again. Otherwise BOO! 

[assbuttofficial]

Wanna guess what’ll happen next season on Supernatural?

What you do:

Drag the photos one by one and write the result

What you’ll win:

The right to say “I TOLD Y’ALL YO” if what you got is on the show next season.

Mine is

"CROWLEY WILL SERENADE CASTIEL"

[keyemoji]

"Sam will kill Dean." HOW ABOUT NO.

[wanderersinshadowedland-deactiv]

"Castiel will sell his soul for a demon." Really? Seriously?

[why--soo--sirius]

"Crowley will betray an angel"….

[warfstacheintraining]

Gabriel with impregnate Dean….

[marrigolds]

Adam will kiss a demon

[grimsition]

Dean will kill Dean

[sleepybiflinge]

Sam will be killed by the impala….?

[dinosoprano]

Lucifer will be killed by an angel

[meant-to-live-free-deactivated2]

[dinosoprano]

You have no idea how happy it made me to see an apostle quoted on here!

[fucknosexistcostumes]

We quickly located a firefighter costume for boys, complete with a bright red jacket, a traditional helmet and an axe. The girls’ version, on the other hand, is a skin-tight, short, shiny dress that’s surely flammable. It includes a fascinator (in lieu of a helmet) never before seen on a real firefighter. The model on the package, who looks to be about the same age as my daughter, completes the outfit with heeled, calf-high boots — not ideal for running into burning buildings, or trick-or-treating for that matter. The costume is for children four to six and it’s one of several provocative costumes for the age group. Even the pumpkin costume for preschoolers is sexy: it’s sleeveless and features a black bodice with an orange ribbon that laces up the front like a corset. I found the girls’ firefighter and the police officer costumes the most offensive, as they hung on the rack in stark contrast to the boys’ versions. What kind of message do these costumes send to our girls? While the boys have costumes that look like the real thing, girls are expected to dress up in spoof ensembles, thus suggesting they can’t, or shouldn’t, do the real job. The costumes are not only “sexy,” they’re also sexist.

Halloween Costumes Are Sexualizing Our Youngest Trick-Or-Treaters

(via fucknosexistcostumes)

Hell yes they are. Finally someone who understands my annoyance at Halloween costumes for girls and women.

[thefakeoriginal]

Same

[dinosoprano]

Now I feel better about my math skills haha

[inside-the-mind-palace]

I understand that most people ship Johnlock because “oh it’s so obvious that they’re in love” and blah blah blah but I honestly think Sherlock should end up with Molly. And I really want some more Sherlolly in my dash. So if you post the Molly things then tell me and I shall follow you immediately.

[dinosoprano]

I share lots of Sherlolly when I can! 

[the-stars-descend]

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

[the-stars-descend]

You matter

[mooksmookin]

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

[emedealer-deactivated20161127]

“We would have to be married.” He quipped, falling backwards into his chair, bare ankles coming to rest on the wooden coffee table between them.

She should have been somewhat surprised the statement, as the words said in that context usually didn’t prompt the sort of reaction that...

[dinosoprano]

When do we get the rest of this gem?!

[ithaspockets]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

GROW DINOSAURS

[petergatsbygreen]

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

[dinosoprano]

Sorry to burst your happy hope bubbles but dinosaur DNA cannot be replicated because the half-life of DNA is 512 yrs meaning that DNA is completely broken down within a few 1000 years. 

[softbutchh]

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

[dietcrush]

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

[peachyien]

this literally makes no fucking sense how can a water molecule…

[dinosoprano]

I think it's time for the science side of tumblr to emerge: soap molecules are what we call non-polar molecules. This means they don't have the means to make a hydrogen bond (or not very many). Dirt, grease, and most other molecules we collect on our skin are non-polar molecules as well. Now an important part of chemistry is knowing that "like dissolves like". So non-polar molecules are attracted to non-polar molecules. Soap pulls off the crap we get on our skin. Now in order to get the soap off we use water, a polar molecule. Now hold on, if water is polar, how can it get soap off? Well most soaps are a dual molecule, they have both polar and non-polar parts. So the non-polar part attracts the dirt and crap and the polar part attracts water effectively pulling everything off the skin. Welcome to chemistry.