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Extended Harry Potter Hug
Dorkly: Link to the Past with Portal Gun
Ever wondered what Legend of Zelda wold be like if he got a Portal Gun?
videogamenostalgia:
Freedom - by Paperheadman
MAJORA'S MASK 3DS
silly-ginger:
Nintendo released earlier this week a statement that creating Majora’s Mask 3D wouldn’t be an impossibility. They just want fan demand. Fan Demand? Got it. Sign this petition, get this game under development.
http://t.co/SrnLtQS
williaminnocent:
LOVE LOVE LOVE
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
I'm not sure what signals i've been sending you anon but considering I have a girlfriend I think I'll pass. If any of my followers want to take him/her up on that offer go for it. I don't think spammers are very choosey.
I am a 47% virgin at life! (And considering the list i'm kind of happy about that)
Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am __% of a Virgin at Life.
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. gotten/given a handjob. 8. gotten/given a blowjob. 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to prom. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or receieved a lap dance. 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger. 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray. 28. Hit by a car. 29. Had a party. 30. Done serious drugs. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
31. Played strip poker/darts. 32. Got paid to strip for someone. 33. Run away from home. 34. Broken a bone. 35. Eaten sushi. 36. Bought porn. 37. Watched porn. 38. Made porn. 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 40. Been in love PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
41. French kissed. 42. Laughed so hard you cried. 43. Cried yourself to sleep. 44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 45. Stabbed yourself. 46. Shot a gun. 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 50. Watched an animal die. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 53. Pranked somebody 54. Put somebody in the hospital. 55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out. 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 57. Dressed punk. 58. Dressed goth. 59. Dressed preppy. 60. Been to a motocross race. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
61. Avoided somebody. 62. Been stalked. 63. Stalked someone. 64. Met a celebrity 65. Played an instrument. 66. Ridden a horse 67. Cut yourself. 68. Bungee jumped. 69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 70. Been to a wild party. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
71. Got caught stealing something. 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 74. Gone out with your friends crush 75. Got arrested. 76. Been pregnant. 77. Babysat. 78. Been to another country. 79. Started your house on fire. 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by. 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months. 85. Sat on your butt all day. 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 87. Had a job. 88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 89. Been called a whore. 90. Danced like a whore PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 92. Been in a car accident. 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 95. Raped somebody. 96. Danced in the rain. 97. Been rejected. 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 100. Been raped PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
Ouch.
Ultimate Pokemon Guitar
If only HGSS could have had music like this.
The Matrix Reharmonised
It's 4:57.
WTF AM I WATCHING?!?!
Harry Potter Friday Parody